I heard about this man, he was the only Protestant in a large Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday during Lent, while all of his neighbors were eating cold fish, he would be in his back yard, grilling a steak. They just couldn't stand the temptation so they decided to try to convert him to Catholicism
He finally agreed. The Priest sprinkled water over him and said, "You were born a Baptist, you were raised a Baptist, but now, you're a Catholic."
The next year, on the first Friday of Lent, the neighbors smelled the same smell in the air. They rushed to his house. He was in the back yard sprinkling water over his steak, saying, "You were born a cow, you were raised a cow, but now you're a fish."