I've been posting in this thread so long that I can't remember which jokes I've already told and it's way to long to check and see. Oh well. I'm not a Christian but the Christians in the forum will appreciate this one.
A guy is in his house and there's a flood. The waters are rising. He's standing in his doorway watching the level slowly climb up his porch. A hauling truck with huge wheels comes by and offers him a ride to higher ground. "Hurry, before the level rises higher and we can't even move the truck!"
"Carry on. I have said my prayers. I have faith in the Lord."
A little while later, the first floor of his house is flooded and he's standing and looking out from an upstairs window.
A guy in a little motorboat pulls up to his house and offers him a ride.
"Carry on. Save room in your boat for others of lesser faith. I have said my prayers to the Lord."
Finally the man is up on his roof and water is still coming down in buckets. A helicopter comes near and drops a rope ladder. The man waves it on and shouts, "No! I have faith in the Lord!"
They probably couldn't hear him and seemed really confused but they finally leave him.
He finds himself at the heavenly gates in front of St. Peter. He exclaims "Why? Why did this happen to me? My faith was like a rock!"
St. Peter looks confused and says "We heard your prayers and we sent a truck, a boat, and finally a helicopter. How DID you end up here so soon?"
