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Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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LordKAT

#1140
July 25, 2013, 03:52:15 AM
*chuckle*

I have a few great jokes, unfortunately, I wish to remain having access to Susan's.
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dalebert

#1141
July 26, 2013, 09:44:24 AM
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dalebert

#1142
July 26, 2013, 09:45:26 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on July 25, 2013, 03:52:15 AM
I have a few great jokes, unfortunately, I wish to remain having access to Susan's.

I hear yah! I've slipped a couple times. Fortunately Susan's just deleted them and wagged a finger at me. I'm trying to be more careful now.
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LordKAT

#1143
July 27, 2013, 05:56:20 AM
People here have been my life line more than once. Not something I'm willing to lose if I have the choice.
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Dreams2014

#1144
July 27, 2013, 06:02:59 AM
Farewell to my friends, farewell to the life I knew. I burn what once was, and in the ashes I am born anew.
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Cindy

#1145
July 27, 2013, 06:05:55 AM
Quote from: LordKAT on July 27, 2013, 05:56:20 AM
People here have been my life line more than once. Not something I'm willing to lose if I have the choice.

You have lots of staff member that like Kats.


So as long as the Kat is good, he can prowl where he wishes, Growl.


Ooooh do that to me

:embarrassed: :laugh: :-*

Thank you.

C
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LordKAT

#1146
July 27, 2013, 06:43:08 AM
Oh but Cindy,

When I'm good, I'm very, very, good.



But when I'm bad,  ... I'm terrific!!
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dalebert

#1147
July 27, 2013, 09:34:43 AM


I know we have a lot of Aussies here. Please don't hate me!
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Cindy

#1148
July 27, 2013, 01:20:18 PM
OK Dalebert!!!

An Australian, American, Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

The American, Englishman and Irishman duck.

The bar runs away.
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LordKAT

#1149
July 27, 2013, 09:43:23 PM
Quote from: Cindy. on July 27, 2013, 01:20:18 PM
OK Dalebert!!!

An Australian, American, Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar.

The American, Englishman and Irishman duck.

The bar runs away.


Are you sure they were ducks?
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SaveMeJeebus

#1150
July 28, 2013, 05:02:25 AM
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Cindy

#1151
July 28, 2013, 05:13:44 AM
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SaveMeJeebus

#1152
July 28, 2013, 04:46:10 PM
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SaveMeJeebus

#1153
July 29, 2013, 06:14:01 AM
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SaveMeJeebus

#1154
July 30, 2013, 05:18:56 AM
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SaveMeJeebus

#1155
August 03, 2013, 06:03:50 AM
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V M

#1156
August 03, 2013, 06:35:18 PM
What happens when people from different countries kiss?


They share cultures
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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V M

#1157
August 05, 2013, 06:07:00 AM

I've got a cute lil' hat


And I've got a cute lil' hat


Rockin' a cute lil' hat here


Has anyone seen my cute lil' hat?
It's been missing awhile and I'm rather upset
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Danielle Emmalee

#1158
August 05, 2013, 06:46:06 AM
There are 10 types of people in the world,

Those that understand binary and those who don't

Also, I just made this one up, sorry if its super lame:

There are two types of people, those that don't get mad when they can't come up with a good punch line for a joke and...dammit nevermind just forget I even started to tell this joke
Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Dreams2014

#1159
August 05, 2013, 06:47:13 AM
Farewell to my friends, farewell to the life I knew. I burn what once was, and in the ashes I am born anew.
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