OK. Are y'all ready? Here we go.
Two men, a rich man and a working man, are in a pub talking about hunting.
"Have you ever been gorilla hunting?", asks the rich man.
"Can't say I have.", replies the working man.
"Let's go next weekend.", smiles the rich man.
"OK", says the working man. "But do we need any thing?"
"Well. Yes. Cages, gorilla calls, specially trained dog and a 22 cal pistol", thinks the rick man.
"Hmmm. The only thing I have is a 22 cal. Pistol.", the working man says.
"Bring it and we will meet at the airport next Saturday."
"Done", says the working man.
The next Saturday rolls around and they meet at the airport. The working man sees the rich man standing by a private plane. He is overseeing the loading of cages, equipment, the dog in its kennel.
"Ready to go?" Asks the rich man.
"Yeah. I brought the pistol", replies the working man. "But how is this going to work/"
" Well. When we get there, we will set up the cages."
"Then I will blow a gorilla call. When the gorilla answers, I will sneak up on it and hit it in the head with this club.", begins the rich man. "When the gorilla hits the ground, the dog will run up, bite it in the testicles, paralyzing it. I'll jump down and we will pick it up and place it in a cage"
"Sounds easy, but what is the gun for?, asks the working man.
"Don't worry about it", says the rich man. "I will tell you when we need it."
So off they head to Africa. They arrive and head into the jungle. There they set up camp.
"Let's get started, shall we?", asks the rick man.
"Yeah", says the working man.
So the rich man blow a gorilla call. A small gorilla answers, and the rich man sneaks up the tree and hits it in the head with a club. The gorilla hits the ground, the dog runs up, bite it in the testicles, paralyzing it. The rich man jumps down and they will pick it up and place it in a cage.
"See how easy this is", beams the rich man.
"Yeah!", exclaims the working man. "But what is the pistol for?"
"Never mind the gun, you will know when to use it.", says the rich man.
"Let's go after another", Says the rich man, and the working man nods in agreement.
So the rich man blow a gorilla call. This time a medium gorilla answers, and the rich man sneaks up the tree and hits it in the head with a club. The gorilla hits the ground, the dog runs up, bite it in the testicles, paralyzing it. The rich man jumps down and they will pick it up and place it in a cage.
"This is so easy", says the working man. "But what is the gun for?"
"Never mind the damn gun", fumes the rich man. "Now lets get another, before lunch."
The working man smiles, just slightly.
So the rich man blow a gorilla call. This time one of largest gorillas in all of Africa answers, and the rich man starts to sneak up the tree to hits it in the head with a club. But the gorilla spy's the man out of the corner of it's eye. The great beast grabs the man's arm and tosses him from the tree. As the rich man hits the ground, the dog begins to run. ...
"SHOOT THE DOG! FOR GOD"S SAKE SHOOT THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!"