Quote from: Joules on September 10, 2013, 07:23:41 PM
A guy walks into a bar. He's carrying a dog, who has no legs, sets the dog on the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender serves him the beer then asks the dog's name.
The man says "He doesn't have one, he couldn't come if I called him anyway."
That's a different way than I've heard it told. There's actually a whole line of jokes along those lines.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter. He won't come when you call him anyway.
What do you call a dog who was just run over by a car?
Spot.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your front porch?
Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall?
Art.
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a lake?
Bob.
And so on...
