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Bad Jokes

Started by Cindy, March 13, 2011, 03:29:37 AM

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Danielle Emmalee

Discord, I'm howlin' at the moon
And sleepin' in the middle of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
To make you take our world away?

Discord, are we your prey alone,
Or are we just a stepping stone for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it anymore
So take your tyranny away!
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Quote from: Liam Erik on September 21, 2013, 10:38:59 PM
I once came home, went in and greeted the dog, went back out, glanced behind, and saw the dog sitting on the roof.  It was surreal.

Was it a blink dog?

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Tossu-sama

What did Earth say to other planets?
- "Wow, you guys have no life."
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lovelessheart

knock knock?       whose there?      light.            light who?        light you wanna know.
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dalebert

This one's REALLY bad. I feel terribly guilty for laughing because I admire R.J. Mitte so much... but I laughed.  :embarrassed:


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Don't worry. I'm sure it's fake. Buses are only that quiet and sneaky in horror movies.

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Devlyn

Ah, word play, very nice dalebert!
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I'm literally in tears from laughing so hard.

Beth Andrea

...I think for most of us it is a futile effort to try and put this genie back in the bottle once she has tasted freedom...

--read in a Tessa James post 1/16/2017
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