Bad Jokes

[dalebert]

I waited for 20 minutes in the restroom because the sign said, "Employees must wash hands."

I got tired of waiting for an employee and just washed my own hands.

[Cindy]

I went to the toilet and there was a sign saying "Wet Floor"

Must I?

[dalebert]

So while I'm at the doctor about my shoulder, I asked him why I won't grow. I'm the same size I was in 7th grade, but about to graduate from high school this year. "Why won't I grow??" I asked.

He said, "Relax. You'll just have to be a little patient."

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Edited for obscenity for your convenience.

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[Constance]

What is it called when a giant squid can't stop laughing?

Kraken up.

[Constance]

Which way does the Cyclops wing his eyeliner?

It doesn't matter, because Nobody is going to criticize it.

[MadeleineG]

Which way does the Cyclops wing his eyeliner?

It doesn't matter, because Nobody is going to criticize it.

NOBODY KILLS POLYPHEMUS!!!!

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[LordKAT]

That person resting on the 'puters looks like my Endo.

[Danielle Emmalee]

Your endo is Bill Gates from the past!!!

[LordKAT]

Bill Gates' kid?

[Constance]

I had my spine removed.

It was holding me back.

[Constance]

Remember that whenever you get the urge to delete all your social network accounts, drop out of school and live in the woods that it's not a good idea to just Thoreau your life away like that.