The power of a sneeze

[Steph]

Who would have thunk.

There I was on my back dilating (AGAIN), trying to pretend that the #2 Dilator I was using was in fact prince charming having his way with me.  When I felt a sneeze coming on, so I reached over and grabbed a kleenex.  Putting my hands to my nose I sneezed into the kleenex and at the same time fired the dilator across the bed.  Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. 

Steph

[Stormy Weather]

Heh. As soon as I saw the thread title, I just knew what this was about.

If it happens again, either suppress the sneeze or pull the dilator out. Leaving it in can hurt you and even possibly damage the healing tissues and the pelvic muscles, especially so soon post-op.

[Steph]

That was my first thought when it happened.  I guess I had enough lube that everything was OK.  Don't worry it won't happen again, I was just soooooooo surprised when it happened.

Steph

[Kate]

There I was on my back dilating (AGAIN), trying to pretend that the #2 Dilator I was using was in fact prince charming having his way with me.  When I felt a sneeze coming on, so I reached over and grabbed a kleenex.  Putting my hands to my nose I sneezed into the kleenex and at the same time fired the dilator across the bed.  Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. 

ROFL, I think you just answered my old SRS and muscle contraction? thread

Kate

[Sheila]

Steph, I remember when Leigh brought that same situation up over a year ago. I know it has happened to me also. I didn't know that it could hurt you. What happens if you had the real deal inside your vagina and a unexpected sneeze happens. I could only ponder the scene.
Sheila

[Hazumu]

Since you broached the subject--

I didn't want to bring it up.  In fact, I resisted the urge to PM you warning you not to sneeze or cough... 

Karen

[Steph]

Since you broached the subject--

I didn't want to bring it up.  In fact, I resisted the urge to PM you warning you not to sneeze or cough... 

Karen

Oh now you tell me

Steph

[Gill]

Soooo have you named the baby yet?? 


Gill

[katia]

Who would have thunk.

There I was on my back dilating (AGAIN), trying to pretend that the #2 Dilator I was using was in fact prince charming having his way with me.  When I felt a sneeze coming on, so I reached over and grabbed a kleenex.  Putting my hands to my nose I sneezed into the kleenex and at the same time fired the dilator across the bed.  Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. 

Steph

you're funny steph. not too many things make me laugh but this, i'm cracking up right now.

[tinkerbell]

Something to look forward to though I had some idea, for it can also happen when you cough.  You know what I remembered when I read your thread?  I remembered the movie Priscilla Queen of the Desert.  Did you watch the movie?  well, there was this Asian lady in the movie who coud make from ping pong balls a powerful weapon. 


tinkerbell

P.S.

[Steph]

Something to look forward to though I had some idea, for it can also happen when you cough.  You know what I remembered when I read your thread?  I remembered the movie Priscilla Queen of the Desert.  Did you watch the movie?  well, there was this Asian lady in the movie who coud make from ping pong balls a powerful weapon. 


tinkerbell

P.S.

LOL yep I remember that, pretty funny.  I hope you are feeling better hon I know that yesterday my pain went up a little, but it's just a part of the healing process, so we've got to grim and bear it huh!

Take care

Steph

[Sandy]

That brings a whole new meaning to

"INCOMING!!!  TAKE COVER!!!"

Thanks for perking up my morning, I sprayed my coffee through my nose!

Something to look forward to!

-Sandy

[Steph]

That brings a whole new meaning to

"INCOMING!!!  TAKE COVER!!!"

Thanks for perking up my morning, I sprayed my coffee through my nose!

Something to look forward to!

-Sandy

Aren't you glad it was coffee and not peas

Steph

[angelsgirl]

What happens if you had the real deal inside your vagina and a unexpected sneeze happens. I could only ponder the scene.
Sheila

Heh, heh. I know that's probably a retorical question, but I could answer it. I have the worst allergies!

It doesn't fire the man across the room but, let's just say that things need repositioning afterward.

[Suzy]

Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. 
Steph

OMG, You are one dangerous woman, Steph!  Remind me that I never want to cross you...ever!  I can just picture it:

Achooooooo......

Kristi

[BrandiOK]

  ROFL...I remember sitting on the end of the bed while my roomie was dialating when she said "I wouldn't sit there if I were you.". I said "Umm....how come?".  She says "Dr. Brassard warned me that if I sneezed while dialating this stent might shoot out like a missile.".  Of course I moved....I had forgotten all about it until I read your post Steph.   Too funny

[Steph]

What happens if you had the real deal inside your vagina and a unexpected sneeze happens. I could only ponder the scene.
Sheila

Heh, heh. I know that's probably a retorical question, but I could answer it. I have the worst allergies!

It doesn't fire the man across the room but, let's just say that things need repositioning afterward.

I can imagine.

Steph

[tinkerbell]

Wow, I couldn't help but laugh, my new secret weapon would be deadly if I could aim it. 
Steph

OMG, You are one dangerous woman, Steph!  Remind me that I never want to cross you...ever!  I can just picture it:

Achooooooo......

Kristi

LOL   funny Kristi.

tinkerbell

[Lorelei]

Best be carefull, you could put an eye out.  Those days have been over for 40 yars for me.  I was a dancer when I was younger and mine fell out on the stage during a show.  Curtin please......

[tinkerbell]

mine fell out on the stage during a show.  Curtin please......

what fell out?

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