This is just for a bit of fun. I know that many of us wish that one day we will wake up and be the correct gender. So, if that did happen one day, what would be the very first thing you do? If you want to describe your whole day then go for it! Have fun with it.
Joey
I'm pretty sure the first thing I would do is cry... then wonder why all that begging God stuff took so damn long.
If I haven't responded it's because, after crying like Emily, I do so many things that are so stereotype and might totally annoy our more liberated types.
Then again, that might be fun!
Do a happy dance, have breakfast, have a shower, get dressed, not put on a binder, the whole morning routine, go to school, grin like a madman. I'd also probably have to figure out legal stuff.
First thing would be to go pee, I always have to do that when I first get up in the morning.
After turning my arms black and blue from repeatedly pinching my self I would put on my favorite dress, round up all my male clothes for charity, and go shopping. Oh, maybe spend part of the day at a salon getting pretty.
I don't see where it would be any different from my normal day except going to the bathroom l.
I think at least an hour or two in front of a mirror would be the minimum. Then cancel the therapy and go out shopping.
If it was just a wake up, I would shower for an hour. And then just stare in the full length mirror, totally naked.
Assuming I'm correct about my gender, I'd probably get up and go to the bathroom like I usually do and then otherwise go about my day, because my gender is already correct.
Now if I were to wake up to a world where gender norms suddenly went away, I'd probably not pick up on it immediately (I'd have to walk out the door and see some people, and it might take a while given that women right now aren't all that girly looking, never mind the men pre- or post- norm-removal), I'll make adjustments accordingly. Mainly this will mean wearing dresses more in my day-to-day life and maybe painting my finger nails. Maybe I'll get rid of my suits, but I don't really have an alternative for conducting interviews and such.
Shower, dress and shop for a bra that fits and feels good
I could make something up, but if I'm to be perfectly honest, I think I would grab some lubricant and explore the new parts of my anatomy.
Quote from: agfrommd on February 09, 2013, 01:44:21 PM
I could make something up, but if I'm to be perfectly honest, I think I would grab some lubricant and explore the new parts of my anatomy.
Oh god, that was my reaction too. How does a neo-vag compare to a standard issue? Science needs to know!
I would giggle like a maniac, eat breakfast, take a shower, go through my day, and then I'd find me a gay bar. :P
Quote from: agfrommd on February 09, 2013, 01:44:21 PM
I could make something up, but if I'm to be perfectly honest, I think I would grab some lubricant and explore the new parts of my anatomy.
I'd make something up to, but honestly my first impulse would be to go stick it in someone to see what I'm missing. Always wanted to do that with flesh and blood. Plastic doesn't do much for me.
I suspect the loss of my ahem <insert word for cat> would get to me after awhile though. I'm not really very dysphoric down there. And I only lament the lack of a penis during sexual activity/fantasies occasionally. The idea I'll never feel a woman (or a man for that matter) from the inside could be excruciating if I indulge it. So, I don't.
But yeah, that's all that would be on my mind if I woke up like that. Wonder if I'd want to keep it permanently or not. Honestly, I really don't know. But I'm guessing not.
Probably pinch myself to see if I'm dreaming.
;D
Well, assuming I had the same brain still, I for one certainly wouldn't just say: 'pfff, normal day, nothing unusual 's happened'!
I would probably wake up. Think: 'Huh! Interesting day!'.
Then, I'd run round like a child, have champagne for breakfast and go buy some clothes that fit, 'cos hopefully I'd also have shrunk a little bit.
Work would most certainly be out the window for the day.
Like others I would be ecstatic, jumping for joy most of the morning and probably once the euphoria has lessened a little go shopping an go hard. As it's summer here, a Bikini would be high on the list.
Then it would slowly dawn on me that even though I now have the body I always should have had, I still have GID but from the other way!!! So I would be just as miserable. Should have read the fine print in the deal with the devil I suppose. :eusa_wall:
Be happy with what we have and what we will become.
If tomorrow I woke to find I had been put in a female body......
I am likely immediately going to arrange to walk around town in a reasonable length skirt and quite bare assed under it. No really, I'd be enjoying what a few of my born as female friends tell me is not uncommon for some women to do.
I'm something of an extrovert, and I am also not even remotely incapable of seeing myself do this.
But a guy simply can't do this. No one cares if you have nothing on under your pants.
Then I'd be off to buy a swim suit, and visit the local pool. And it would be something bikini. I'm not interested in thong anything though. It would cover me properly, but dang I'd love wearing it.
Next on the agenda, buy some really serious hard core Tylenol to cover the aches and pains, because I am going out dancing damn it.
Oddly enough though, I'd likely not place a lot of attention on 'playing with it'. My damn life is already too dominated by my dratted appetite.
I'd probably spend the next few weeks trying on enough clothes in town to totally drive sales clerks insane.
My answer would be WAAAAAAAY to explicit for this forum..
So lets just say it would involve my girlfriend :icon_pelvic_thrust2:
Quote from: Joey4 on February 09, 2013, 08:13:28 AM
This is just for a bit of fun. I know that many of us wish that one day we will wake up and be the correct gender. So, if that did happen one day, what would be the very first thing you do? If you want to describe your whole day then go for it! Have fun with it.
Joey
Okay so the day after I woke up from my Srs surgery, the very first thing I did that morning was barf, so yeah it was an epic moment lol. A little while later I got he courage up to put my hand down to my crotch and then I realized that the scourge of my existence was gone. Then....I felt like the cat who swallowed the canary :) At noon time I managed to eat some soup and finally the food went down and stayed down. The rest of that day is a fog, involving pain killers. Fast forward a few weeks and my life was starting to become simply peachy. Every day was awesome, every breath of air was sweet.
I certainly wouldn't get far from the bed for a few hours >:-) then, if I had any energy left & if I had money in the bank i'd shop like crazy.
I've often wondered what I would do if I woke up as female one day & the question I get caught up on is "how would I convince family & friends it really is me?"
Sure I could tell them personal stuff that only I would know but most of my friends know I love a good wind up so they would probably think i'd told a woman this personal stuff just to get them going.
Believe it or not i'd not want that to happen for a few years, if I woke up as a woman my dog would think I was just another stranger, he loves meeting strangers but it would break the telepathic bond we've developed over the years & break my heart.
Quote from: Not-so Fat Admin on February 09, 2013, 02:03:24 PM
The idea I'll never feel a woman (or a man for that matter) from the inside could be excruciating if I indulge it. So, I don't.
Dude, the back door is always an option. ???
Anywho, I would start crying and enjoy the ability to finally be able to cry without trying. Then I would scream like a girl, not a pterodactyl (I can generate a high-pitch squeal, but it sounds more like the exorcist than anything else :().
The rest of the day would go like this:
-Happy dance.
-Bike ride to the nearest Sears to go shopping! ;D
-Pee in the ladies room. :P
-Buy tampons and complain about my period. :laugh:
-Ask my special friend out on a date.
-Go on said date.
-Go home and... bow chicka bow wow! :D
Ha how many times have I thought of that happening! Honestly I would probably scream, jump up and down in excitement then try to explain just who the hell I am when my housemates come running in to find out what's going on ;D
but in short
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I did nothing. And it was everything I thought it could be.
I couldn't not do anything. It's just too hard to resist enjoying a day of action. :P
I'd look down at it and think "Sweet, saved myself 30 grand!!" before finding a friend to (platonically) celebrate with.
Quote from: Joey4 on February 09, 2013, 08:13:28 AM
wake up and be the correct gender.
I assume you mean the correct sex...
I would squeal, prance around, and look at myself a lot. Then I'd make a doctor's appointment to figure out exactly what sort of intersex condition I'd suddenly developed, and find out if there's any complications I should worry about.
If it happens it will be my childhood dream come true. I used sleep hoping that I will woke up as a girl next morning or my fairy god mother will come and wave her magic wand to turn me in to a girl which sadly never happened.
If this happened when I was little I'm sure the first thing I would have done was to find mom and say " Look Mommy, I am a girl"
If this happens now, I'm sure first I will cry from happiness, then I will call my fiance and say " Honey, I have a very big surprise for you ;D"
STP and j*** off like any other guy.
--Jay
aleon, you're so easy to please. ::)
Wake up and do my usual morning stuff, then get dressed and go out for an early morning run, all while grinning like a freaking idiot. Hopefully the shouts of joy wouldn't wake up the building. I'd also try not to get arrested for indecent exposure while sharing the good news with the nearest random stranger I could find.
Then I'd go to school, and get on with life. Maybe actually start living instead of going through the motions.
Hmm, probably spend a few moments to make sure i'm not dreaming again. Then pose in front of the mirror for about 10 min. Then call up my friends and show up squealing and jumping like a high school girl...then I don't know. Probably try to get to classes and keep the idiot grin off my face all day. :)
Won't happen, but we can hope I guess. :(
Quote from: DianaP on February 10, 2013, 01:09:34 PM
aleon, you're so easy to please. ::)
Hey that's just the first 5 minutes. :)
--Jay
Quote from: aleon515 on February 11, 2013, 09:24:29 PM
Hey that's just the first 5 minutes. :)
A guy lasting 5 minutes. Hah! That will be the day. ::)
:P
Have "me" time
Pee in a urinal
Pee on a tree
Have "me time" again
Wear tight briefs so I can feel my new equipment
Write my name in the snow/sand.
Get in a pissing contest
Engage in sexual activity with sex toy
Have more me time until my arm falls off
Flash random people in video chat rooms (being totally honest here)
Some more me time
Pee outside
Rinse repeat
Quote from: Malachite on February 11, 2013, 09:29:51 PM
Have "me" time
Pee in a urinal
Pee on a tree
Have "me time" again
Wear tight briefs so I can feel my new equipment
Write my name in the snow/sand.
Get in a pissing contest
Engage in sexual activity with sex toy
Have more me time until my arm falls off
Flash random people in video chat rooms (being totally honest here)
Some more me time
Pee outside
Rinse repeat
Wow... you must drink A LOT of water! :laugh:
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I thought about it, and if I were to wake up anatomically female, I would probably be a surrogate mother one day. Weird thought. ???
Quote from: Malachite on February 11, 2013, 09:29:51 PM
Have "me" time
Pee in a urinal
Pee on a tree
Have "me time" again
Wear tight briefs so I can feel my new equipment
Write my name in the snow/sand.
Get in a pissing contest
Engage in sexual activity with sex toy
Have more me time until my arm falls off
Flash random people in video chat rooms (being totally honest here)
Some more me time
Pee outside
Rinse repeat
I died man. But if this ever happened, I'd be the happiest person alive. It would cause the world to explode into a magical place of sunshine and rainbow and flowers an-eww, girly stuff. Pass the flamethrower, please :3
Quote from: Liminal Stranger on February 11, 2013, 09:48:03 PM
It would cause the world to explode into a magical place of sunshine and rainbow and flowers an-eww, girly stuff. Pass the flamethrower, please :3
Well, I would love a world of Care Bears, unicorns, lollipops, fairies, roses, rainbows, sunshine, frilly dresses, and, most importantly... SHOES! Lots and lots of shoes! Ahhh. ;D
But, just for you, I'll create a second imaginary world consisting of monster trucks, flamethrowers, grenades, beer, American football, recliner chairs, and all sorts of other guy stuff. :P
Quote from: DianaP on February 11, 2013, 09:53:25 PM
Well, I would love a world of Care Bears, unicorns, lollipops, fairies, roses, rainbows, sunshine, frilly dresses, and, most importantly... SHOES! Lots and lots of shoes! Ahhh. ;D
But, just for you, I'll create a second imaginary world consisting of monster trucks, flamethrowers, grenades, beer, American football, recliner chairs, and all sorts of other guy stuff. :P
Haha, sounds good to me ;D No beer for me though. Can't have wheat and I'm against alcohol lol
I'll try not to burn down fairytale land over there >:-)
Probably pee standing up, and then masturbate. And scratch myself. And walk around naked for a long time. And take the packer out of my underwear. I would probably break out the ruler...just to see...
I could actually get laid. I'm not young anymore, but a few people find me attractive and have said so.
Yeah, it's all about the sex these days.
Would I have chest hair? Can I please have chest hair?
I'd probably start freaking out since I'd have to explain it to my parents in hopes that they believed me and not just think I was some weirdo who broke in.
Quote from: Liminal Stranger on February 11, 2013, 10:02:19 PM
I'll try not to burn down fairytale land over there >:-)
Well send the unicorn brigade with their rainbow lasers and unlimited horn launchers. :P
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I just noticed that a lot of people really would like some gender-appropriate genitals. Here I thought that Freud was wrong about boys. :laugh:
Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on February 11, 2013, 10:13:01 PM
I'd probably start freaking out since I'd have to explain it to my parents in hopes that they believed me and not just think I was some weirdo who broke in.
Don't ruin our fun with rationality. :icon_tears:
I'm going to find a mirror, I'm going to look and I'm going to PLAY! Then comes the new clothes.
I'd spend the day in front of the mirror with nothing on admiring the new little bippy. ;D
If the first month of my HRT has been any indication, I'd probably spend the entire day standing in front of the mirror, just looking at myself, and crying tears of absolute happiness. I would just be so overwhelmed with emotion, it would be ridiculous. Like "Oh my God, I'm beautiful! ME!!! *sniff*..." Even the few minor changes that have happened in real life so far have done this exact thing to me.