Granted... You get into a horrible accident and after reconstructive surgery you look just like Jim Morrison if he had been in a horrible accident

I wish all the various scars all over my body would all disappear

Quote from: V M on May 17, 2013, 06:48:46 PM
I wish all the various scars all over my body would all disappear

Granted. They're gone. You look funny with all those places where you have no skin and we can see all your blood vessels and muscle tissue underneath.

I wish transphobic bathroom Nazis the world wide would just mind their own business.

Granted... But all of the transphobic nazi's turn into cannibalistic demons that shoot acid out of their eyes.
I wish The Doors would have made more songs.

Granted but all of the extra songs suck.

I wish I wasn't so itchy.

Granted... But to stop the itchiness, all your skin gets melted off with hydrochloric acid.
I wish I could have a tea party with Albert Einstein, Andy Warhol, Syd Barrett, and Douglas Adams.

Granted but the tea is posioned and you all die.

I wish I was taller.

Granted... You end up growing to thirteen feet tall and you can't walk through any doorways.
I wish I was sexier.

Granted, but now everyone (including yourself) is blind so it doesn't matter

I wish I had a whistle.

Granted... But the whistle is coated with sulphuric acid and your lips melt off.
I wish I had a bigger fanbase on the pages I admin.

Granted, but the website shuts down the day after so it doesn't matter.

I wish I didn't have to use the bathroom.

Granted... You are no longer able to eat or drink.
I wish I was more secure and happy with my body.

Granted but you wake up and realize it was all a dream

I wish I didn't get anymore headaches

Granted... You are decapitated by a serial killer.
I wish I was a Time Lord.

Granted but your parents forbid you to use your time lord powers or you're grounded


I wish I had a tooth pick

Granted... But it can only be seen under a microscope and is no use whatsoever.
I wish I had a Bulgarian donkey with a knack for quantum physics and knitting. I would name it Alwert and it would speak French.

Granted, but someone steals that Donkey and barters it for a goat.

I wish I had a bigger tv.

Granted... But it can only play Justin Beiber music videos.
I wish my rat wouldn't poop everywhere.

Granted... The rat will now only poop in your shoes

I wish I had as much energy as I did when I was young

Granted... You go back in time and have to live your life all over again.
I wish my grandfather would croak soon.

Granted... Your Grandfather turns into a toad and since he's your Grandfather you turn into a toad as well and you both sit about croaking at each other all through the night with the rest of your family

I wish I could eat as much of what ever I wanted without getting sick or gaining weight