The translation on this bag of connectors I was working with today:

A chase between a dog and a cat.

That xylophone kid and also jimmy fallon late night tweets. I don't have a twitter and I've never actually watched the guy's show but I got linked that segment and binged on it on youtube and it made me happy.

This did.

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Religious reasons for why a page may not be found.

http://www.larknews.com/july15_2003/secondary.php?page=5 🔗

I'm not sure, but apparently a gal at the store punched her boyfriend for eyeing up my boobs 

I was watching a Youtube response video and these phrases made me laugh:

"I wrote a list of everything thing that I think is wrong with her."

"She hates herself and I don't blame her."

My nephew is picking up my bad habits.  I spit on the ground and he spits on the porch.  I told him to stop doing what I do and he says "but I love copying you".  I asked him if I jumped off of a bridge would he do it and he said "no, but I'll copy everything else you do."

LOL he got me there

I found a video of David Tennant in a poncho and sombrero getting slapped by a fish.

Quote from: Edge on May 22, 2013, 11:44:34 PM
I found a video of David Tennant in a poncho and sombrero getting slapped by a fish.

I just read this outloud and now my SO is looking it up.

Quote from: Darkie on June 03, 2013, 10:46:20 PMI just read this outloud and now my SO is looking it up.

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This makes me laugh just thinking about it. (And, yes, that show has nothing resembling historical accuracy, but not as bad as microwaves.)
Merlin - Children in need 2009 🔗 [Link: youtube.com/watch/]

We're finally getting some warm weather here in England, so our house is pretty warm in the evenings which is making it difficult to sleep. I asked my youngest daughter whether she wanted me to open her bedroom window to let in a cool breeze - and she said "No, because I'm worried that Ninjas might break in through the window and attack me whilst I sleep!".

So I suggested just opening it a crack & putting it on the latch, to which she replied: "But what if they're really thin Ninjas? Thinjas! Thinjas are going to attack me whilst I sleep!"

Gotta love that kid.  😀

One of my neighbors has two of her granddaughters ages 6 & 7 visiting, They came into the lobby while I was checking my mailbox and one says to the other "male name is a girl" and the other one replies "I already know that"

Cute lil' bugs    I was thinking, I'm right here, I can hear you... but decided to just smile and ask them how they're doing

They said that they were fine and then proceeded to go back to playing their 'I know more than you' game 

Remembering when I showed my friend a video of a maid cafe....she viewed it and said she looked at the comments and saw a bunch of desperate people....Two of those comments were mine LOL

    MY WIFE!!!

Strip Search on Penny Arcade TV -- makes bad days better.

My neighbor and her sister making 'boyfriend dude' go sit on the bench because he kept trying to look down my top while I was working on my neighbor's bike    LOL... Typical guy

While I was playing the new Tomb Raider game I mentioned out loud that I like Lara Croft's boots, ad my friend went "you would be looking at her boots" since he and his roommate were looking at her boobs.

Some guy that came into the store said I was so sexy today.  That's pretty laughable.

My funny vocal slip while playing "St.James Infirmary"

There's this one passage:

Then give me six crapshooting pallbearers

It came out like this:

Then give me sax cr"loud laugh" sax? cr-cr....crap-shooting pallbea-"laugh" (thinking i should restart)rers

Let...(forgot the lyrics for a moment lol) a hundred blackbirds(?) sing me a song (still wrong)
put a jazz"giggle" b"laughter"

"stops playing"

20 minutes later i restart and still crack up. Then i tried from the beginning, same problem, but with a different verse.