me: dad, I'm having trouble with my gender.
dad: what's it doing?
me: i don't like it.
dad: oh, well, it's ok if you are a lesbian.
me: no dad, it's not my sexual orientation, it's my body.
dad: oh. what's wrong with it?
me: it's a girls body.
dad: you want to be a man?
me: yeah.
dad: ok. you know there's lots of lesbians like you.
me: dad, im not a lesbian.
dad: what do you want to do about it?
me: therapy would be nice.
dad: ok. *googles up some therapists* this one says she works with lesbians.
me: *facepalm*
this is the overacted version of my coming out to my dad. he still thinks im a lesbian. but you know, he's accepting of whatever i do so i'm not going to complain one bit, i just thought it was funny XD