How funny would it be to attempt to grow a Zappa-like imperial beard? I mean, the beard is growing like mad at the moment, but unfortunately on my throat instead of my face.

Quote from: Keaira on August 12, 2013, 07:10:13 AM
..... Well, it can't be Miss Bungle. She has posted and you were silent. But it is still vague. Damn you for getting my curiousity peaked! AH! 

Im beginning to think I have a fan club on here. Which is odd for me.

You cannot be trying that hard to figure out

I was just thinking about december 2011 when Azmaria and Jannie came to visit. We had a great time together. Jannie used to tell me that when I transitioned I was going to be the hottie of the group, lol. And we would always look out for one another. She was ever the optemist and even when talking about the low points in her life, she spoke with a smile on her face and never stopped wanting to help others. Azzie was kind of shy and quiet that time. But OMG, is that ever just a cover for who she really is, lol. Anyway, that night we went to see "The girl with the dragon tattoo". Azzie and I still joke that it is my movie, because I have a dragon tattoo. The next day, Azzie took photos of us together and secretly filmed us as we talked.
Azzie went back home to Missouri and Jannie left for home in Michigan. We never expected that those pictures would be the the last ever taken of Jannie before she died. Those pictures are so bittersweet anymore. *sigh*

Ah look at all the lonely people....
story of my life?

I'm surprised that a lot of people online would rather have diarrhea than constipation.  I think it depends on the location.  If I'm at home then I would much rather have diarrhea but if I'm out and about I'd much rather have constipation.

Quote from: Malachite on August 12, 2013, 04:45:23 PM
I'm surprised that a lot of people online would rather have diarrhea than constipation.  I think it depends on the location.  If I'm at home then I would much rather have diarrhea but if I'm out and about I'd much rather have constipation.

Yeah, I have to agree. When I read the first part I thought "DIARRHEA! definitely." Because it hurts, yeah, but at least you get it out of you, you know? Whereas with constipation, you are stuck.

I got diarrhea in public once though. In Sears. -_- Thankfully I made it to the bathroom in time to let it rip, but holding it while finding the toilet was horrible and hurt so bad.

Quote from: caleb. on August 12, 2013, 07:09:18 PM
Yeah, I have to agree. When I read the first part I thought "DIARRHEA! definitely." Because it hurts, yeah, but at least you get it out of you, you know? Whereas with constipation, you are stuck.

I got diarrhea in public once though. In Sears. -_- Thankfully I made it to the bathroom in time to let it rip, but holding it while finding the toilet was horrible and hurt so bad.

That's why I would rather have constipation.  Those constipation cramps hurt much more but at least I know ain't nothing going to slip out accidently.  With diarrhea if you are at those final moments where you can't hold it anymore and the door is about to be opened and there's no toilet around or one that you can reach quickly...

I knew a woman who had to have her colon surgically put back in place because she couldnt go for 2 weeks!
Hense why I eat spicy food. If I eat too much, then it burns. But, I have a decent pain threshold.

Quote from: Keaira on August 12, 2013, 07:25:55 PM
I knew a woman who had to have her colon surgically put back in place because she couldnt go for 2 weeks!

Ouch!

Quote from: Miss Bungle on August 12, 2013, 07:40:49 PM
I agree. You know some critter is going to munch it eventually. Props for feeding the critters, yo!

Thanks!  When I first started throwing food outside, it was because I was interested in seeing how long it would take for it to decompose.  I throw some food outside to moniter it and by the next day it was gone and I couldn't understand what happened to it until I threw some more food out there and eventually saw a critter eating on it.  My first thought: Awesome!

Quote from: Miss Bungle on August 12, 2013, 08:00:39 PM
My dad does the same thing out at his house. He's always got skunks, rabbits, squirrels, chipmunks, etc coming around. LOL But no porcupines, though.

It's like his backyard is the local "critter cafe".

Wow I wish I had a variety of animals.  My yard just contains cats, squirrels (haven't seen them eating anything of mine though) and the occasional opossem.  I do admit I love to feed the oppsossum the most.  It's so cute to watch a small oppossum eat and look at you.

I hate my nose so much.

Quote from: Miss Bungle on August 12, 2013, 08:16:45 PM
That's cute. That reminds me of one time years ago, my dad and I were hanging out in the garage late at night. It was like 2 or 3 in the morning and it was common back then to see entire groups of skunks trailing through the yard during that time of night. We were sitting in the very back of the garage with the door open and this whole group of skunks came through: a couple of parents and 5 tiny skunks. Once they went past us, one of the oldest skunks came running up to the edge of the floor, stared at us for several seconds and then took off.

It was pretty amusing.

I'm surprised yall didn't get sprayed.



I'm thinking about video games and how I'm glad the video game section exists now.  I remember beforehand I was shocked that there wasn't a section for gamers.  I feel like I'm a party of history.

I'm thinking after watching "The Conjuring" I might not sleep very well in this empty house.

Quote from: Highway Star on August 12, 2013, 04:41:45 PM
Ah look at all the lonely people....
story of my life?

Where do the all belong?

Quote from: caleb. on August 11, 2013, 07:44:20 PM
I have so much crap in my room right now.

In that case, I strongy suggest you invest in a porta-potty.

Peeeewwwww

Quote from: Jamie D on August 12, 2013, 11:21:40 PM
Where do the all belong?

Please don't be long,
please don't you be very long,
don't belong
don't belong

Quote from: Si on August 12, 2013, 11:05:52 PM
I'm thinking after watching "The Conjuring" I might not sleep very well in this empty house.

Is it good? I have been wanting to see it.

Quote from: Jamie D on August 12, 2013, 11:24:02 PM
In that case, I strongy suggest you invest in a porta-potty.

Peeeewwwww

Some of it did smell. I bought some garlic and forgot to take it out of the bag...

Quote from: Miss Bungle on August 12, 2013, 10:15:00 PM
Actually, it is much easier to avoid being sprayed than people think. The problem is when most people see a skunk they freak out, so the skunk gets startled, feels threatened and defends itself via the spraying. I have walked past a LOT of skunks and have never been sprayed. You just leave it alone and they will leave you alone.

I learn something new everyday... just about   


I'm wondering why I'm up so early.  Oh yeah I had to pee but my brother was taking a bath.  I love how right after I relieve myself with an improvised STP he comes out. 
I

Quote from: caleb. on August 13, 2013, 03:57:28 AM
Is it good? I have been wanting to see it.

I thought it was a really good throw back film. If you like "Poltergeist" or "Amityville" then you'll probably like it too.

Just the trailer gave me the creeps.


Looks like I made it through the Frank Zappa round.