Granted. The thread continues on this way forever but the universe isolates the loop and rejects the paradox, forcing my wish to change.

I wish for free internet access for all.

Granted, but it is very limited and government monitored internet access.

I wish life was easier.

Wish granted, but you can't afford the price that is in place.

I wish I was a peeping tom -shrugs-

Wish granted. You wear a cape and get sucked into an airplane. "No capes!"

I wish I had powerful telescope

Granted! Power telescope--complete with flawed mirror and resulting spherical aberration.

I wish that I could overcome uncertainty.

Wish granted, you are now sure about every decision you ever have to make and life becomes boring.

I wish the next person to post would post this:

"Wish granted but now the thread will be going into an infinite loop

I wish the next person to post would post this:

"Wish granted but not the thread will be going into an infinite loop""

The universe implodes in a fugue of self-reference.

I wish that I could move objects with my mind.

Wish granted. You can move objects with your mind, but you'll never get the hang of it.

I wish I teleport

Wish granted.  The destination is random.

I wish I was a super heroine.

Wish granted, but you are really clumsy.

I wish next day delivery was free and guaranteed.

Wish granted, But only on things you don't want.

I wish I never had to pay for anything.

Wished granted. You no longer need to pay for things as you are now invisible.

I wish I could find that one song I am looking for

Granted. All songs now sound indistinguishable.

As I young child, I used to wish for one of these:



I still wish I had one now.

Maddy

Wish granted but it malfunctions and never transforms you into what you want.

I wish I always knew the answer.

Wish granted. You know the answer to everything but you speak backwards.

I wish my external harddrive was working

Granted, it works well but can't seem to communicate with your computer.

I wish I had money for a lavish lifestyle.

Wish Granted, but you run into your grand mother and are scared by the image of her and your grandfather being intimate running through her head.

I wish I was a shape shiftier.

Quote from: ComplicatedMe on August 25, 2013, 04:25:00 PM
I wish I was a shape shiftier.

Granted. You're a triangle. Now you're a square. Back to a triangle again. Oops, now you're a circle...

I hope my students accept me as a female tomorrow.

Quote from: suzifrommd on August 25, 2013, 05:38:03 PM
Granted. You're a triangle. Now you're a square. Back to a triangle again. Oops, now you're a circle...

Quote from: suzifrommd on August 25, 2013, 05:38:03 PM
I hope my students accept me as a female tomorrow.

Honestly, I can't corrupt this one. I hope they do, too.

I wish that school bathrooms weren't gendered. I'm convinced that's half the problem. 

Wish granted, whatever it may have been

I wish folks were able to stay on topic