"I am more android then you! My circuits are the latest greatest, state of the art processors. My operating system is one upgrade higher than yours. And I have I greater cache storage and bus speed than you. And I can play tetris in my mind."

Says the one android to the other.

"Yes, I see that... but you forgot to plug your battery in last night."

Points out the other.

~laugh~ so the types of andro are?

Alpha: "No Android puts sugar on his androgen porridge."
Omega: "But my friend Angus Android likes sugar with his androgen porridge."
Alpha: "Ah yes, but no true Android puts sugar on his androgen porridge."
Omega: "But I put sugar in my androgen porridge from time to time."
Alpha: "No true Android uses sugar in androgen porridge. Anyone who puts sugar in their porridge is not Android."


Apparently there are two types of Android - Those who don't put sugar in their porridge, and those who do.

-Emerald 

Not being paranoid...

Do they both pass?
Are their voices OK?
Are they to tall / short for normal androids in mainstream society?
Are they accepted by other Androids?

I gotta get out of the TS mentality!

Buffy

LOL Are they primary or secondary androids?  >

zythyra

ROFL!
Buffy, I think you're right. Androgynes are very light hearted and fun.
I mean notice how there aren't any "Bigender vs Intergender" debates.
Or any 'True Androgyne' discussions.
Or any "Anyone who does or doesn't do X is not Androgyne but something else" statements.
Or any "More Androgyne than thou" attitudes.

I dont know but I keep staring at the one's rear for some reason.

QuoteROFL!
Buffy, I think you're right. Androgynes are very light hearted and fun.
I mean notice how there aren't any "Bigender vs Intergender" debates.
Or any 'True Androgyne' discussions.
Or any "Anyone who does or doesn't do X is not Androgyne but something else" statements.
Or any "More Androgyne than thou" attitudes.

Nero, that's all changing as we speak. I just this morning found out that there are all these rules and regulations for being an androgyne. We've been erroneously living in a fool's paradise  Oh well, it was nice while it lasted 

zythyra

thats quite worrying kendra, though i can see what you mean now i look, its so nice not to have all the rubbish you get on ever other transgender board were you have to aspire to be the best t you can be and fit in. i like the idea that no one knows what it is that acutally makes a andro, though i might go off now and start a perfect andro thread now

Ahhh ya, the guidebook



Referred to in https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,15895.msg126104.html#msg126104

Study it carefully to get your BA, MA, and PhD, as Buffy said.

one andro to the other,

i can see where you tucked it.

More importantly...

Bigenders are not real androgynes. It is just an excuse to call someone I Big-ender,meaning they got large posteriors.

My first foray into trying to communicate with other androgynes consisted of me joining a mailing list.

This was about the time of the "ZOMG XERXES FROM 300 IS SO ANDROGYNOUS!" thing.

The mailing list was RIFE with argument between the male and female bodied androgynes arguing over who was a real androgyne.  Each group, male and female, was claiming that the other "didn't know what it was to be androgynous."

Scared me right out of communication with other androgynes, it did.

In fact, the only reason I ever came to Susan's in the first place (even though I knew it had an androgyne board) was because my fiancée needed people like her to talk to.  I avoided other androgynes like the plague because of that mailing list.

Quote from: sparkles on July 19, 2007, 11:39:22 AM
thats quite worrying kendra, though i can see what you mean now i look, its so nice not to have all the rubbish you get on ever other transgender board were you have to aspire to be the best t you can be and fit in. i like the idea that no one knows what it is that acutally makes a andro, though i might go off now and start a perfect andro thread now

yeah set down the dsm definition of androgyne - just for fun

Quote from: Ken/Kendra on July 19, 2007, 11:00:51 AM
I dont know but I keep staring at the one's rear for some reason.

Yes thats what I was doing! ha ha

Quote from: Ken/Kendra on July 19, 2007, 11:00:51 AM
I dont know but I keep staring at the one's rear for some reason.

You TOO!

that's awful. 

It's not funny to me.    That android is more android than the other! I don't know why you can't see it. Are you all messed up on bad pizza or something? 


By the way, I like that butt too!  Wahooo!

Quote from: Rebis on July 19, 2007, 03:16:32 PM

It's not funny to me.    That android is more android than the other! I don't know why you can't see it. Are you all messed up on bad pizza or something? 


By the way, I like that butt too!  Wahooo!

You can clearly see that one of them is Direct Current and the other, more android, is Alternating Current...it's all in the wiring.

Ditto on the fanny.  Started thinking if you designed a pair of shorty-shorts based on that picture, how many young girls do you think would wear it?  Start a new fashion trend at the beach (or Hooters?)

And before Zythyra can try to sell it (zie is trying to sell everything else), I better get the patent form filled out.

.....Laurry

Android XI: You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Android XIS: You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Android XI/XIS: We are assimlitated. Our resistence was futile.
......
Android XI: You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Android XIS: You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.

Scientist: EUREKA!...
Trainee: Isn't this like... A total Startrek rip off... ?

Android XI/XIS: We are BORG. You will be assimilated. Resistence is futile.
Trainee: *blinks* You do realise that this is totally politcally incorrect right?.. *waves civil rights flag*
Scientist: ... I just wanted to get the hot Geri Ryan chick. *sweatdrop*

Quote from: Ken/Kendra on July 19, 2007, 12:00:18 PM

Nonsense.

Everyone knows those guides are only good for the artwork.  The walkthroughs are always incomplete.

Quote from: None of the Above on July 19, 2007, 02:10:43 PM

Quote from: Ken/Kendra on July 19, 2007, 11:00:51 AM
I dont know but I keep staring at the one's rear for some reason.

You TOO!

that's awful. 

It because its round and shiny.... I like shiny things!