Okay, this is the written version of basically something I was pondering on the train today. I was looking at my phone when someone sat next to me, and immediately I knew it was an older, professional white lady just by the smell of her perfume (and yes, I was right). It seems like people in certain age groups and such wear certain kinds of sprays, leading me to wonder:
1) What kind of spray/cologne do you wear, if any?
Old Spice (the original one) is typically associated with older men, while it seems like Axe is more favored among the younger crowd (though it makes me think of all the stoners I went to high school with) for body sprays and smelly deodorants. I am not sophisticated enough to know of any colognes that men would wear to write those down. Though, it seems like picking out the right spray/cologne would be important to passing. Like, if I went out in "girl mode" right now wearing an old-lady perfume, I am sure that would confuse some people (not confuse them as to whether or now I am female, but they'd probably wonder if my Grandmother attacked me with toiletries). I wouldn't want to buy a cologne and go out in "guy mode" and have it not match me at all. To guy who wear sprays, how did you pick one out?
I don't wear any sort of spray (and I don't wear deodorant either), because I think it's a waste of money. If you bathe regularly, you shouldn't need to smother yourself in sprays. Also, I think it detracts from the smells you naturally give off which are apparently supposed to help aid your inner-caveman into finding the right mate.
(There was a two, but I can't remember what exactly I wanted to ask

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Edit to add: Just in case I accidently insulted anyone, I didn't mean that everyone who wears sprays just doesn't shower enough. I used to date someone who always smelled like rotten meat, even when he just jumped out of the shower. It was a little disgusting, hence why we're no longer together. I said "smother" which in the perfume context usually means wearing something excessively, like those people who you can smell their perfume before you even see them walking toward you.