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Today I learned that Dragon Ball and Naruto is *not* the same thing.

Today I learned that Brian from Family Guy was killed off.

Quote from: big head horsey-faced marsh monster on November 26, 2013, 05:47:58 PM
That some people just simply don't belong behind a register and no amount of help or training will cure that.

This is how I feel about myself behind the wheel.

I learned that baking soda and vinegar will dissolve broccoli that's clogging up a toilet. I also learn that I have to carefully watch how I spell the word toilet, or else I misspell it.

That cheap turkey pans bend when taken out of the oven!!

That good caraway rye bread is excellent with peanut butter.

That some KAT's eat rye and peanut butter! *giggles* 

If you search for "doge meme" on youtube, youtube becomes amazing.

I learned that dinosaurs weren't physically capable of roaring. Likely they sounded more like chickens.

Not so much learned, but rather reminded, how far a simple "thank you" can go.

I learned that I may be the tallest of my friends, but I'm also the youngest.

I learned that Article 2A of the Uniform Commercial Code is just as boring as Article 2. 

I learned *not* to buy a 1974 Monte Carlo.

Don't put the alarm clock next to the bed.

I learned that the majority of earth's mountain ranges fall within either the Alpide Belt or the Pacific Ring of Fire.

I learned that taking ethinyl estradiol with acetaminophen increases the levels of ethinyl estradiol in the blood for several hours.  Vitamin C does too.

I learned that in the end the love you take is equal to 42 (or was it the love you make? help me out here please!)

I learned that I shouldn't forget my childhood thoughts and dreams because 1: they were awesome; 2: somehow I always get back to them.

I learned that calling in a fake bomb threat is considered a prank here. That's odd. I always thought mischief involved being more creative and doing something a little more interesting. (Someone did that at a high school here a couple days ago.)
I also learned that a "suspicious package" is enough to warrant evacuating a couple buildings and cordon off a parking lot, rerouting the bus, and having a bunch of fire fighters and police officers come. I have no idea what made the package suspicious. (I was minding my own business at university today when...)
I also learned that there are, in fact, other queer metalheads, many people who support queer metalheads, and a few metal musicians who are gay. That helps me feel a bit better about my not straight sexuality.