I can't cross my legs due to brain damage from my premature birth. Something about "mid-line" something or other. I don't know exactly what they call it.

As far as the water pipe is concerned..it's just there. I had the twins tossed out so that is no longer an issue.

For a long time I have just pushed the boy organ straight back in.  It has tended to become shorter and shorter.  I can also push it back in and have an organism.   I just wear panty hose and a and a panty style body shapers.   Even though I haven't taken hormones,  its anything to minimize the boy parts.   

However the boy thing has brought six children into this world and at 67 I really don't want it to work any more.   Cutting down on the boy parts size doesn't bother me a twitt.  So when I cross my legs, it doesn't bother me because every thing is either pushed in or pulled up tight.