To show that I truly grasp the concept of this thread, shouldn't we all measure our fingers again?  <running away>

"I like this doctor, procedure, process, transition plan, location, etc."

"What? This is a much better doctor, procedure, process, transition plan, location and does not involve any of the dangers you did not mention."

"Why are you attacking me and treating me like such an idiot?"

"I am not attacking you, just pointing out that your intelligence is sub-optimal."

Original poster: Could we go back to talking about what we had for dinner last night?

Quote from: Antonia J on December 24, 2013, 08:23:45 PM
"I like this doctor, procedure, process, transition plan, location, etc."

"What? This is a much better doctor, procedure, process, transition plan, location and does not involve any of the dangers you did not mention."

"Why are you attacking me and treating me like such an idiot?"

"I am not attacking you, just pointing out that your intelligence is sub-optimal."

Original poster: Could we go back to talking about what we had for dinner last night?

Ding ding ding! We have a winner in today's Make Devlyn Smile contest! 

I seem to have repeatedly replied to something like this:

"I need a wig that will be completely passible. I've got $15 to spend. Where do go?"

I have an insatiable craving for pickles and olives right now. 

Quote from: Beth Andrea on December 24, 2013, 06:09:12 PM
Now see, that's why I'm not a full-time comedienne...if I'm lucky I get to blurt out one or two funny things for every 100 tries.

I can do it faster if I'm not trying, though. 

Wait, I'm not through yet:

  With all of us administering a healthy dose of good-natured needling, this thread's got me all in stitches!

(I call that wise-crack my whipstitch - simple yet effective.  Do some reading up on that - I believe it's useful in simple book-binding!)

<---Wins thread, dives for cover, keeps day job--->

Quote from: Lyric on December 24, 2013, 11:29:46 PM
I seem to have repeatedly replied to something like this:

"I need a wig that will be completely passible. I've got $15 to spend. Where do go?"

Along those lines... $15 for a completely passable packer. I will use it at a urinal and to have sex.

--Jay

Too true Jay, along with need a binder for free or close to it and 'using things like elastic bandages, good idea?' threads.

"I just did my first shot!"

"OMG T gave me acne, help!"

And how about responses that recur ad infinitum? Such as the ever popular, "You don't pass now, but T will do wonders for you!"

How about "Do I look like a man or a thirteen year old boy?"

Newbie A: "How do I talk/walk/act like a woman?"

Random mtf: *Gives complicated answer on how a ciswoman would do it*

Meanwhile.....

Newbie B: "How do I talk/walk/act like a man?"

Random ftm: *Immediately lectures newbie about not trying to emulate a cisman*

Quote from: ~RoadToTrista~ on December 25, 2013, 11:18:37 PM
Newbie A: "How do I talk/walk/act like a woman?"

Random mtf: *Gives complicated answer on how a ciswoman would do it*

Meanwhile.....

Newbie B: "How do I talk/walk/act like a man?"

Random ftm: *Immediately lectures newbie about not trying to emulate a cisman*

Though I've heard the one: Women walk from their chest and men walk from their crotch. NOt sure what to do with that info. But there's the answers you post too.

--Jay

How do I start a blog on here?