OMG, did Gwynne and Laura just get played, or what?

Quote from: Emo on January 13, 2014, 07:43:52 PM
Umm... You smell...

That was laughable. Definitely not ELE material.

Quote from: FA on January 12, 2014, 03:42:29 PM
Awesome performance Anatta! I had no idea you were that ancient! 

Kia Ora FA,

Not really that old......just recycled a few times 

Metta Zenda

Quote from: Edge on January 13, 2014, 07:52:18 PM
That was laughable. Definitely not ELE material.

You smell bad?

Hmm. Yes, to be horrible, you're going to have to be much more horrible than that. Like Bad Horse or these guys.

Quote from: Jamie D on January 13, 2014, 07:46:51 PM
OMG, did Gwynne and Laura just get played, or what?

We hang our heads in shame, Laura, Portia, and I.

Quote from: Edge on January 13, 2014, 07:57:37 PM
Hmm. Yes, to be horrible, you're going to have to be much more horrible than that. Like Bad Horse or this guy.

I slapped a manatee once...

Quote from: Emo on January 13, 2014, 07:59:31 PM
I slapped a manatee once...

Is that a euphemism? 

Quote from: Gwynne on January 13, 2014, 07:58:11 PM
We hang our heads in shame, Laura, Portia, and I.

Kathy stands back and laughs at the three of us.

Quote from: Gwynne on January 13, 2014, 08:00:51 PM
Is that a euphemism? 

No why?

Ive come to realize my need to be female is enough to make me become healthy. Ive been drinking tea, eating fruits and just wanting to eat healthier over all in order to obtain bodily femininity.
Nothing else has given me the drive to do this.

Quote from: Emo on January 16, 2014, 11:21:39 AM
Ive come to realize my need to be female is enough to make me become healthy. Ive been drinking tea, eating fruits and just wanting to eat healthier over all in order to obtain bodily femininity.
Nothing else has given me the drive to do this.

Fruit gets all up in your grill with its fruitiness. Cold kicking it with hardcore gangsta fruititude.

Quote from: Laura Squirrel on January 16, 2014, 01:19:45 PM
Fruit gets all up in your grill with its fruitiness. Cold kicking it with hardcore gangsta fruititude.

Right after i posted this, i got mcdonalds...

Quote from: Emo on January 16, 2014, 01:22:31 PM
Right after i posted this, i got mcdonalds...

Ewwww. Not a fan of McD.

But my nutritional value for today's lunch was no better. I had nachos. BUT I did balance it out by having some raisins, a banana and some unsalted nuts afterwards.

I had some mint tea.

The truth is I had a very bizarre moment two hours ago. I was in a Dollar General store behind an older cis woman with very short white hair. We started a conversation in line and when we got to the register she got sir'd and I got maam'd. OMG it was hilarious! The poor guy at the register was totally FUBARed trying to apologize. She took it well though and we all ended up having a great laugh. Guess I am doing something right! *giggle* Who says Full Time can't be fun.

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 16, 2014, 01:48:00 PM
The truth is I had a very bizarre moment two hours ago. I was in a Dollar General store behind an older cis woman with very short white hair. We started a conversation in line and when we got to the register she got sir'd and I got maam'd. OMG it was hilarious! The poor guy at the register was totally FUBARed trying to apologize. She took it well though and we all ended up having a great laugh. Guess I am doing something right! *giggle* Who says Full Time can't be fun.

Thats so awesome.

I need to decide.

About what, I'm not sure.

Congrats jessica! That story made me laugh.

About me:

I'm super friendly and easygoing.
I love people but I am also very manipulative.
I find irony the epitome of humor.

AND

I love you guys because you are 100x more unique and interesting than the people in my everyday life. :>

Quote from: Jessica Merriman on January 16, 2014, 01:48:00 PM
The truth is I had a very bizarre moment two hours ago. I was in a Dollar General store behind an older cis woman with very short white hair. We started a conversation in line and when we got to the register she got sir'd and I got maam'd. OMG it was hilarious! The poor guy at the register was totally FUBARed trying to apologize. She took it well though and we all ended up having a great laugh. Guess I am doing something right! *giggle* Who says Full Time can't be fun.

Wow, that's excellent lol.