So I have a funny story. I'm about to publish a trans-related story in a relatively well-known magazine / web site and it includes an anecdote about a guy who rejected me for being trans even though we had slept together by saying, "I wish I were bisexual."
The guy I'm dating now read the story and said, "It reminds me of how my mom makes this anchovy dip that everyone loves. Then after they eat it they ask her what it's made of and she says anchovies and they said, 'Oh I don't like anchovies.'"
So I told my editor this story and he said to include it in the article. So then I asked the guy if that's okay and if it's okay for me to refer to him as my boyfriend. His response: "I'd love to be your boyfriend!"
This is by far the cutest way I've ever gotten a boyfriend.