(What made me laugh today)

This is brilliant.

Just as a side note, (I've just realised this) you can click on images to see their original size, it automatically shrinks them down beforehand. Funny pics! 

Today I have delved into YTMND again for the first time in a long time...came across this one, 'Be safe this Halloween', made me laugh. But it's a great song! I've never heard it before! In a nutshell it is a guy in black with a pumpkin as his head dancing, on a loop, to 'Capital Cities - Safe and Sound' in a graveyard (not sure if it's a real graveyard).

Seeing a picture of Vladimir Putin and Grumpy cat....they are perfect for each other....

Speaking of Putin, I'm reminded of a Frankie Boyle quip from Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Love To See.  The subject was Bad Ways For Gordon Brown To Address The Nation:

"In these troubled times between our nations, I feel I need to reach out to President Putin and say "I have shagged your mother"."

Had to laugh today at work as the girl who sits next to me and makes SO much noise.
Someone threw something at her in response to a cheeky comment and hit her in the front and she complained how much it hurt.

I could only laugh as I know the feeling. They are very tender.
She also notices everything to the smallest detail. Nothing yet from her as they are very hard to hide..

Ha...

J

Hearing someone wax poetic about a region I grew up desperate to get away from. It would have been rude to actually laugh out loud, but it was a funny reminder that anything can seem cool and exotic with enough distance. I wish I had been able to come up with the right words to communicate how amazing our own neighborhood still is to me.

The Dorian/Millwall firm scene in the Football Factory

A guy on my train carriage must have Tourette's or something. Poor guy I felt quite sorry for him even though he was randomly yelling c#%@ and f#*& and ->-bleeped-<-. And "cornflakes"...? I had to laugh at that.

What the cornflakes?

this...

http://v.theonion.com/onionmedia/videos/videometa/874/zen_mp4.mp4

My friend telling me how I'm so repressed and how my dreams are so boring that I need to get more excitement in my life.

I remembered this:



It's the best thing ever.  Whatever character you play, it's always worth lowering your intelligence just before you return the water chip for that scene alone.

There was a trail of thongs leading down the hall to my apartment door. I have never before been disappointed to open the door and see just my cat waiting for me.

I was looking up on Yahoo Answers the average lifespan of a spider and the last comment made me laugh, "About 5 seconds after I see one.", not really the comment itself because anybody reading this please don't kill spiders! but there is 1 thumbs up, and 4 thumbs downs on it which made me laugh. What admirable consciences! Spiders are remarkable creatures.

I tried to take this quiz:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/what-kind-of-man-turns-you-on#354237w

I did the first question, OK, then I get to the second one "what would you do on your night in with your guy?" and I was like "ew, nvm." It's really a miracle that I ever managed to convince anyone I was a straight girl. It's a relief but also funny to look back.

People whom have all of their music in digital formats. Then they cop out and complain about how easily damaged physical media can be. I have a little known secret for these people: TAKE CARE OF YOUR STUFF!! I know it's a foreign concept to some people. But putting tapes and CD's back into their cases actually protects them. Also, you can't complain about your tapes warping and whatnot if you leave them in a hot car or just sling them somewhere. The same goes for CD's. You can't treat them as frisbees and coasters and expect them to work.

Dorks.