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IzzyV

#180
September 29, 2014, 11:21:27 AM
I wanted to put down a poem but it was to long so I'll add the link instead It Couldn't Be Done by Edger Albert Guest
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K Style Addiction

#181
September 29, 2014, 04:24:22 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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Cindy

#182
September 30, 2014, 04:22:51 AM
Just heard this on a quiz show.

What is the collective noun for baboons?

Contestant: A Pentagon
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Jenny07

#183
September 30, 2014, 05:32:51 AM
So long and thanks for all the fish
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K Style Addiction

#184
September 30, 2014, 06:24:29 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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dalebert

#185
September 30, 2014, 07:37:50 PM
There is no good and evil there is only power

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immortal gypsy

#191
October 04, 2014, 07:52:43 PM
How do echidnas' mate?
Very carefully
Do not fear those who have nothing left to lose, fear those who are prepared to lose it all

Si vis bellum, parra pacem
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dalebert

#194
October 06, 2014, 06:29:50 AM
I haven't had my coffee yet and I'm draggin'.

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dalebert

#195
October 07, 2014, 12:27:21 PM


I love Snmgfiehp! I could celebrate it year-round! It's Christmas I can't stand.
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K Style Addiction

#196
October 07, 2014, 06:22:56 PM
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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Nicodeme

#197
October 07, 2014, 07:00:21 PM
I tell this in the checkout line while I'm stuffing my money back in my wallet.

You know why those round/cylindrical hay bales are illegal?
BECAUSE
COWS AREN'T GETTING A SQUARE MEAL.
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dalebert

#198
October 08, 2014, 06:58:13 AM
That reminds me of something a old friend of mine was fond of saying.

"He didn't get that round mouth from eating square meals."
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Alice Rogers

#199
October 08, 2014, 07:11:52 AM
What's brown and sticky?

A stick.
"I would rather be ashes than dust!
I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot.
I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet.
The function of man is to live, not to exist.
I shall not waste my days trying to prolong them.
I shall use my time." Jack London
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