The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

IzzyV · September 29, 2014, 11:21:27 AM

K Style Addiction · September 29, 2014, 04:24:22 PM

Cindy · September 30, 2014, 04:22:51 AM

Just heard this on a quiz show.

What is the collective noun for baboons?

Contestant: A Pentagon

Jenny07 · September 30, 2014, 05:32:51 AM

K Style Addiction · September 30, 2014, 06:24:29 PM

dalebert · September 30, 2014, 07:37:50 PM

There is no good and evil there is only power

dalebert · September 30, 2014, 08:18:37 PM

dalebert · October 02, 2014, 07:56:21 AM

dalebert · October 03, 2014, 07:11:50 AM

dalebert · October 03, 2014, 10:03:48 AM

dalebert · October 03, 2014, 11:05:05 PM

immortal gypsy · October 04, 2014, 07:52:43 PM

How do echidnas' mate?
Very carefully

dalebert · October 05, 2014, 10:34:35 AM

dalebert · October 05, 2014, 08:13:07 PM

dalebert · October 06, 2014, 06:29:50 AM

I haven't had my coffee yet and I'm draggin'.

dalebert · October 07, 2014, 12:27:21 PM

I love Snmgfiehp! I could celebrate it year-round! It's Christmas I can't stand.

K Style Addiction · October 07, 2014, 06:22:56 PM

Nicodeme · October 07, 2014, 07:00:21 PM

I tell this in the checkout line while I'm stuffing my money back in my wallet.

You know why those round/cylindrical hay bales are illegal?
BECAUSE
COWS AREN'T GETTING A SQUARE MEAL.

dalebert · October 08, 2014, 06:58:13 AM

That reminds me of something a old friend of mine was fond of saying.

"He didn't get that round mouth from eating square meals."

Alice Rogers · October 08, 2014, 07:11:52 AM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

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