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you know you're trans when.....

Started by kittylover, November 09, 2014, 03:27:00 PM

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Emmaline

+1 SRS airbag symbols mocking you daily.

When you clock a transperson out in public and just want to sprint up to them, hug them and say "I know!"
Body... meet brain.  Now follow her lead and there will be no more trouble, you dig?



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PucksWaywardSon

...you start to dread the name-games in drama class because they don't know yet and you haven't had the guts to tell them.  :embarrassed:
Identifying As: Gamer Nerd, Aspiring actor, Wanderer, Shakespeare junkie. Transguy. time I lost the probably there... Hi, I'm Jamie.
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Luna Star

...basicly everything in this tread sounds familiar to you :D
Luna, the poet and the digital artist.

Pleased to meet you ;)
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MugwortPsychonaut

Here's one! When as a small child, you sat in the bathtub singing a song you just made up that went, "Goodbye penis, hello vagina."

Is that one-uppy? I hope not. It's true, though.
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Emmaline

Some mtf ones...

...when you can squeeze every last micron of Sandrena Estrodiol out of a sachet.

...when your fridge has more meds than actual food.

...when queues to female toilets seem like a fair trade.

...when you can watch genital surgery and think 'where do I sign?'.

...when your ears prick up when the word 'transition' is used in everyday conversation.

...when you have more colors in the lgbtiq rainbow than your friends'.

...when okcupid asks you if you have 'slept with the opposite sex' and it kinda stumps you.

Body... meet brain.  Now follow her lead and there will be no more trouble, you dig?



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kittylover

Quote from: Emmaline on November 16, 2014, 05:01:15 PM
Some

...when your ears prick up when the word 'transition' is used in everyday conversation


course
This pops up especially often for me as a college student with autism
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amber roskamp

when half the people that call you go by your male name, and the other half go by your female name.

Im not full yet..
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amber roskamp

Quote from: Emmaline on November 16, 2014, 05:01:15 PM

...when your ears prick up when the word 'transition' is used in everyday conversation.


i watched the ben stiller movie The Secret Life of Walter Mitty and i literally felt like that movie was subliminally telling me to transition. The word transition was used so many times lol.
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lindagrl

when you can answer the question male or female with a yes
when soap operas really start making sense
when what the newscaster is wearing outweighs what he is saying
i think i can, i think i can said the little engine
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Emmaline

...when talk of a 'golden ticket' does not conjure up images of Willy Wonka.

...when you take more contraceptive pills than your girlfriend.

Body... meet brain.  Now follow her lead and there will be no more trouble, you dig?



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amber roskamp

Quote from: Emmaline on November 17, 2014, 04:10:49 AM
...when you take more contraceptive pills than your girlfriend.

Love this one!
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Jenny07

When you get a ticket for the SRS express.

So long and thanks for all the fish
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Mai

when your coworkers start making -as jokes- comments about your you should start doing your hair in certain feminine styles, or wear makeup etc... meant completely as a joke.  but you actually like the idea and wish you could actually do so without getting weird looks.
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Jess42

...when you become a member of susan's.

...when fighting with your ex before she was your ex and when she called you a bitch or princess in a mean way. I would always thank her. This led to more fighting naturally.

...When you put up a fake fuss when you have to go clothes shopping with your now ex and wanted to stay and look longer than she did.

...when you have longer hair, better brows, smoother skin and bigger boobs than your now ex.
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Wendywishes

...when you return home from sex ed class in school and immediately go to your room, shut the door, pull down your pants, and begin searching for your missing vagina/penis
I'll do what I can to show her the way,
And maybe one day I will free her,
Though I know no one can see her...
- Cat Stevens
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Luna Star

...When you have to lie on a test about your gender.
Luna, the poet and the digital artist.

Pleased to meet you ;)
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captains

When people do a double-take at you when they step into the restroom. Sorry, ma'am! And worse, sorry for just smiling at you like a lunatic while I washed my hands. I hadn't realized it was gonna be a good day.
- cameron
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accidentallyhipster

Quote from: Emmaline on November 17, 2014, 04:10:49 AM
...when you take more contraceptive pills than your girlfriend.

This is fantastic, I was actually having this conversation with her earlier in the day.
I also agree with more often looking at a person (of the gender you want to be) and thinking, "Wow I'd like to be them" more often than "Wow I'd like to be with them."

Cringing so hard mentally after hearing the wrong pronouns (especially formal ones for me "Sir/Ma'am") that it's hard to focus on the conversation. I swear every time I hear a "Sir" directed at me my whole body tenses up and their next few lines are pretty much gone. - This is regardless if I'm "out" to them or not. It's one of my biggest triggers..
Erin
She/Her/Hers Thanks! 

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PucksWaywardSon

you spend the entire day checking your chest is behaving (whichever way you're going with that!)
Identifying As: Gamer Nerd, Aspiring actor, Wanderer, Shakespeare junkie. Transguy. time I lost the probably there... Hi, I'm Jamie.
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Gaël

...you realize that you like colors, but instead you use a lot of black tees/blouses and wide sleeved cardigans in order to make your breasts look smaller.

...you spend about $6,000 for a plastic surgery to reduce your boobs and all you can do after seeing the result is cry for weeks, because they are smaller but not gone as they should.

...you have a love/hate issue with your long hair even if you think long haired men are damn sexy.

...you get worried about being too short before starting transition.

...you can't avoid be hit by envy of cis guys even if you detest this particular feeling.

...you see an androgynous girl and you know deep inside you wouldn't feel ok being like her.
"...Que a minha vontade de ir embora
Se transforme na calma e na paz que mereço
Que a tensão que me corrói por dentro
Seja um dia recompensada
Porque metade de mim é o que penso
A outra metade um vulcão..."
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