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The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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Illuminess

#320
December 07, 2014, 06:43:02 PM
Here's one I just made:

△ ☾ Rıνεя Aяıп Lαυяıε ☽ △

☿ "Despair holds a sweetness that only an artist's tongue can taste." — Illuminess ☿
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dalebert

#321
December 08, 2014, 12:28:01 AM
D&D humor!

A human, orc, and elf walk into a bar. The gnome, dwarf, and halfling walk under it.
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fitzyfoop

#322
December 08, 2014, 04:39:48 AM
Hey, NASA!! How do you guys get funding??
We tell the US Gov that there's oil on other planets.
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V M

#323
December 08, 2014, 05:36:58 AM
Careful now, don't want them drilling your skull to see if there's anything in there
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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fitzyfoop

#324
December 08, 2014, 06:14:43 AM
Don't worry, they can't come near me. Well, the US Gov't anyway
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Illuminess

#327
December 10, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
A friend of mine Tweets for his mother's private jet charter, so I was inspired to write these one-liners — in observation of the mental soundness of Frequent Flyers — for him to re-tweet.


△ ☾ Rıνεя Aяıп Lαυяıε ☽ △

☿ "Despair holds a sweetness that only an artist's tongue can taste." — Illuminess ☿
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V M

#328
December 17, 2014, 12:32:11 AM
Could I interest you in some Venetian blinds?

OMG!!! the Venetians are blind!?!?!?!
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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Illuminess

#329
December 19, 2014, 08:33:21 AM
I identified myself as a "Queer Demisexual Trans Woman" on Tumblr recently.
I think it sounds a bit like a sci-fi classification in some dystopian future.

△ Come with me if you want to live... in my rainbow commune outside
the Pearl Zone, near the abandoned Clonus facility, beyond the pale. △

:P
△ ☾ Rıνεя Aяıп Lαυяıε ☽ △

☿ "Despair holds a sweetness that only an artist's tongue can taste." — Illuminess ☿
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Ms Grace

#331
December 22, 2014, 02:35:31 PM
What did the lady ghost's breasts say?

Booooob!
Grace
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Transition 1.0 (Julie): HRT 1989-91
Self-denial: 1991-2013
Transition 2.0 (Grace): HRT June 24 2013
Full-time: March 24, 2014 :D
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AttackDonut

#334
December 22, 2014, 05:03:29 PM
Two nuns are riding bicycles down a cobblestone pathway.
The first nun says "Oh, we've never come this way before."
The second nun says "I know, it's the stones"

(sorry, I'll show myself out)
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dalebert

#337
December 23, 2014, 07:46:29 PM
Quote from: AttackDonut on December 22, 2014, 05:03:29 PM
Two nuns are riding bicycles down a cobblestone pathway.
The first nun says "Oh, we've never come this way before."
The second nun says "I know, it's the stones"

(sorry, I'll show myself out)

That's REALLY bad... and therefore totally appropriate for this thread.
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stephaniec

#338
December 23, 2014, 08:17:50 PM
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dalebert

#339
December 23, 2014, 08:49:15 PM
Never trust an atom.

They make up everything.
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