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The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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stephaniec

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Monika the diva

I am writing material to do stand up comedy. I'll share this little anecdote that i wrote.
"I am transgender and i will say to you all. I know some of my trans brothers and sisters get upset and angry when people in general use the word ->-bleeped-<- and get offended. I will not get offended because growing up i never thought that it meant transgender. Growing up i always thought ->-bleeped-<- was part of the car. When my dad owned the last used car he owned the ->-bleeped-<- broke. He said "The damn ->-bleeped-<-'s broke and i got to fix it." I never thought that my dad had a hamster wheel in his car with a broken transgender person in it.
I am 34 year-old single Latina plus size MtF trans female. If i lose 30 pounds i can be as fit as Queen Latifa right now. I am currently 6 months on HRT. I am open about being trans. I am 100% out at my branch at work and I am 98% out with my external family. I am a hardcore gamer and a writer. I love Karoake and studying psychology.
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stephaniec

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stephaniec

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Illuminess

How many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We'll let you know when we're done crying over all the clothes that don't fit!
△ ☾ Rıνεя Aяıп Lαυяıε ☽ △

"Despair holds a sweetness that only an artist's tongue can taste."Illuminess
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stephaniec

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stephaniec

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stephaniec

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stephaniec

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K Style Addiction

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
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