Susan's Place Logo

News:

According to Google Analytics 25,259,719 users made visits accounting for 140,758,117 Pageviews since December 2006

Main Menu

The Totally New Even More Bad Jokes Thread

Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 2 Guests are viewing this topic.


stephaniec

  •  

stephaniec

  •  


Monika the diva

I am writing material to do stand up comedy. I'll share this little anecdote that i wrote.
"I am transgender and i will say to you all. I know some of my trans brothers and sisters get upset and angry when people in general use the word ->-bleeped-<- and get offended. I will not get offended because growing up i never thought that it meant transgender. Growing up i always thought ->-bleeped-<- was part of the car. When my dad owned the last used car he owned the ->-bleeped-<- broke. He said "The damn ->-bleeped-<-'s broke and i got to fix it." I never thought that my dad had a hamster wheel in his car with a broken transgender person in it.
I am 34 year-old single Latina plus size MtF trans female. If i lose 30 pounds i can be as fit as Queen Latifa right now. I am currently 6 months on HRT. I am open about being trans. I am 100% out at my branch at work and I am 98% out with my external family. I am a hardcore gamer and a writer. I love Karoake and studying psychology.
  •  



stephaniec

  •  


stephaniec

  •  

Illuminess

How many trans people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We'll let you know when we're done crying over all the clothes that don't fit!
△ ☾ Rıνεя Aяıп Lαυяıε ☽ △

"Despair holds a sweetness that only an artist's tongue can taste."Illuminess
  •  

stephaniec

  •  



stephaniec

  •  

stephaniec

  •  


stephaniec

  •  

stephaniec

  •  

K Style Addiction

All I can say is that my life is pretty plain, I like watchin' the puddles gather rain.

Despite all my rage, I'm still just a rat in a cage
  •