A DEA officer shows up at a farm and says to the farmer, "I need to inspect your property for illegal plants."
The farmer says, "Okay. Just stay out of that fenced in field over there."
The DEA officer whips out a billfold with a fancy-looking badge inside and says "Do you see this badge? This badge is backed up by the authority of the Federal government that says I can inspect every *)#$ing inch of your property if I so desire. Don't you dare *)#$ing tell me where I can inspect."
The farmer shrugs and gets back to work while the DEA agent, still red-faced from anger, jumps over the fence. A few minutes later the farmer hears screams of terror off in the distance. He drops his tools and runs over to the fence and sees the DEA agent running from an enormous bull that's rapidly gaining on him.
The farmer screams to him, "Your badge! Show him your badge!"
