Go ahead and gawk at me... I figure it's just returning the favor since I'm always checkin' you all out.
I have no illusions of 'passing' in my current state with my *boy hair* and large-ish features... and I want to punch my facial hair in the , er,, follicle. Not wearing much makeup in these. I think the fluorescent lighting in the dressing room shows off the bags under my eyes rather nicely.
So, go ahead and give me ur top 5 recommendations. Mine are:
1. HrT (very slim chance i could start next month)
2. Lazer (peww peww!)
3. Face transplant
4. Boobs ("next year I'm gonna ask Santa for breast implants because I'm impatient with my body")
5. Grow hair (*obviously!*)


