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Started by Jill F, January 30, 2014, 09:24:06 PM

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Marly

#180
June 03, 2015, 07:28:06 PM
forgive me if this is a repeat (I haven't read the 8 other pages yet)


Fornow... A term describing that place where items are placed temporarily "fornow" during an apartment move.
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Jill F

#181
June 03, 2015, 07:52:21 PM
Floornication- the leading cause of rugburn and floorgasm.
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Marly

#182
June 03, 2015, 08:10:45 PM
now that's funnyiliar!  (funny and all too familiar)
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Jill F

#183
July 07, 2015, 09:24:57 PM
Logarhythm - what you play when you have gigantic drumsticks
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Jill F

#184
July 14, 2015, 09:31:44 PM
Jurassic Pork - the carnitas that I just threw out that have been in my fridge since I don't remember when. 

Do NOT open the container.  Repeat, do NOT open the container!
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rachel89

#185
July 16, 2015, 02:10:38 AM
Trannimals-Transgender animals


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MugwortPsychonaut

#186
July 16, 2015, 11:52:09 AM
Quote from: Jill F on February 01, 2014, 02:17:31 PM
I do anagrams too...

An anagram of my chosen name is "gorilla snifter"
An anagram of my given name is "Mr. Wet Orgy Organ"
One way I arrived at my chosen name was deriving it from my given name.  G------ -illia- ------n

Now who wants to play Scrabble?  >:-)

Oh, man! I have such a thing for anagrams! Sometimes when I drive through Philly, I come up with anagrams for the street names.

Locust --> Clouts
South --> Shout
Alter --> Alert
Moore --> Romeo
Emily --> Limey or Miley
Tasker --> Skater (oddly enough, a lot of skaters live on Tasker)
Chestnut --> The C--ts
Washington --> A S--t Gown

My nameagram is Clerical Oops.

My brain also has an app for knuckle tattoos!
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Jill F

#187
July 31, 2015, 09:02:10 PM
Well, I just watched a video of some dummy who knocked himself out after he whacked his melon when playing around with nunchucks.  This led to the Jill-ism of the day...

Ninjury
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Jill F

#188
August 09, 2015, 05:23:06 PM
Here's a groaner.

After reading the news headline, "68 Year Old Grandma Arrested After Killing and Eating 14 People"...

Grannibal

*runs away*
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Jill F

#189
August 17, 2015, 03:51:11 PM
Vomelette - welp, up came breakfast...
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JamiePhsx42

#190
October 14, 2015, 09:25:28 PM
procks-- as in the purple rocks on Survivor
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Jill F

#191
October 26, 2015, 04:04:49 PM
Cardbordeaux - wine in a box
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Jill F

#192
November 04, 2015, 02:15:48 PM
Legishature- the proponents of so-called "bathroom bills".
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Jill F

#193
November 09, 2015, 08:06:44 PM
Peek-a-boob - when your favorite worn-out t-shirt gets a hole in exactly the right place
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Jill F

#194
December 20, 2015, 09:15:34 PM
Detesticles - the main source of testorturone.
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