forgive me if this is a repeat (I haven't read the 8 other pages yet)


Fornow... A term describing that place where items are placed temporarily "fornow" during an apartment move.

Floornication- the leading cause of rugburn and floorgasm.

now that's funnyiliar!  (funny and all too familiar)

Logarhythm - what you play when you have gigantic drumsticks

Jurassic Pork - the carnitas that I just threw out that have been in my fridge since I don't remember when. 

Do NOT open the container.  Repeat, do NOT open the container!

Trannimals-Transgender animals

Quote from: Jill F on February 01, 2014, 02:17:31 PM
I do anagrams too...

An anagram of my chosen name is "gorilla snifter"
An anagram of my given name is "Mr. Wet Orgy Organ"
One way I arrived at my chosen name was deriving it from my given name.  G------ -illia- ------n

Now who wants to play Scrabble? 

Oh, man! I have such a thing for anagrams! Sometimes when I drive through Philly, I come up with anagrams for the street names.

Locust --> Clouts
South --> Shout
Alter --> Alert
Moore --> Romeo
Emily --> Limey or Miley
Tasker --> Skater (oddly enough, a lot of skaters live on Tasker)
Chestnut --> The C--ts
Washington --> A S--t Gown

My nameagram is Clerical Oops.

My brain also has an app for knuckle tattoos!

Well, I just watched a video of some dummy who knocked himself out after he whacked his melon when playing around with nunchucks.  This led to the Jill-ism of the day...

Ninjury

Here's a groaner.

After reading the news headline, "68 Year Old Grandma Arrested After Killing and Eating 14 People"...

Grannibal

*runs away*

Vomelette - welp, up came breakfast...

procks-- as in the purple rocks on Survivor

Cardbordeaux - wine in a box

Legishature- the proponents of so-called "bathroom bills".

Peek-a-boob - when your favorite worn-out t-shirt gets a hole in exactly the right place

Detesticles - the main source of testorturone.