ok funny boobs story time: so I don't have much of anything mostly just what was/is there due to being obese though I think I have added some size and fullness in the last 5 months of hormones. Now well I don't have much on my own, especially for my weight/size but with some tactical placement and use of home made Breast Augmentation Devices (B.A.D's for short) I can simulate some modest cleavage when crossing my arms.
So I was sitting at my local game store a gaggle of us geeks where sitting around playing battletech (table top minature war game involving giant stompy robots) when a friend of mine and one of the first I came out too looked across the table and caught me, arms crossed inspecting my assets so to speak and he chose to speak up "and Serena is over there cheaking herself out!"
I stood up arms raised indignant, mouth opened as if to protest, then I smiled nodded my head in defeat and sat back down. I then text him "if you had them you would be stareing at them too" he laughed out loud and later everyone agreed that they too would be stareing at them if they found them on there chest. :-)
Serena, dead end awful job by trade, Bard at Heart.