Pollen.

Leggo my Eggo!!!

Just loving the verification process 

Who puts a quarter inch of orange juice back in the fridge? 

Quote from: Devlyn Marie on August 18, 2015, 11:17:23 AM
Who puts a quarter inch of orange juice back in the fridge? 

#truth!   

Along the same lines:

Who leaves one lonely sheet of toilet paper on the roll??  Really?!

Why do size 3X clothes look so hideous?

Sharks having a visitation.

"Hell, it is the others." 
(aka "Hell is other people.")

Jean Paul Sartre

presence of a 4-year while not being able to pass yet.

Bugs.

"You're not like other guys"

"Is there a law that says only but ugly shoes with 5" heels can be made in size 10 and up?"

"If the average woman is getting taller and ....larger, then why are there no taller or larger cute women's clothes?"
The corollary
"Size 12 is the new Size 8"  (RLE proven over 30 years. I wish shoes worked the same way)

...the number of people who reply-all to test emails...

How the hell do I lose 24 lbs and gain 2" in the waist and hips?

3 days 'til end of school term

"My aunt might be a man, but shes a better man then you"

sighs, my 12yr old niece meant well :/ when defending me

Ouch!


Oh by the way I'm the one that left a single sheet of paper on the toilet paper roll.

Hey! I'd just like to point out that I didn't want that last quarter inch of OJ and I didn't need that last square of toilet paper. It's called conservation of resources. Waste not want not!

P.S. Buy more OJ -before- you run out and put an extra roll of TP in the bathroom somewhere that you replace when it ends up on the holder. Plan ahead people, it's not like running out of OJ and TP came out of the blue, you knew this day would come!

Quote from: janetcgtv on August 23, 2015, 02:00:15 PM
Oh by the way I'm the one that left a single sheet of paper on the toilet paper roll.

So it was YOU!!!!! 

Quote from: IdontEven on August 23, 2015, 10:06:31 PM
P.S. Buy more OJ -before- you run out and put an extra roll of TP in the bathroom somewhere that you replace when it ends up on the holder. Plan ahead people, it's not like running out of OJ and TP came out of the blue, you knew this day would come!

No joke, there isn't a worse feeling than being caught unprepared lol.

Quote from: IdontEven on August 23, 2015, 10:06:31 PM
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Waste not want not!   
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I thought for girls like us, it was, "Waist not, Want not" (for attention and acceptance.)   ;-)

pretty much the entire week.