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Started by Cindy, June 22, 2014, 09:06:08 PM

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dalebert

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September 06, 2015, 11:01:17 AM
Reminds me of when a guy tried to start a fight with me. I warned him--

"Don't mess me! I know karate, aikido, judo, and about seven other Japanese words!"
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dalebert

#904
September 09, 2015, 06:55:20 AM
I may have posted this before. Not sure, but it's worth a repost.
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Sigyn

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September 09, 2015, 09:33:33 AM
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Dee Marshall

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September 10, 2015, 11:42:19 AM
I want to learn macramé and make Indian style clothing and I'm knot sari!
April 22, 2015, the day of my first face to face pass in gender neutral clothes and no makeup. It may be months to the next one, but I'm good with that!

Being transgender is just a phase. It hardly ever starts before conception and always ends promptly at death.

They say the light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. I say, climb aboard!
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Lady Smith

#910
September 11, 2015, 01:53:43 AM
Quote from: dalebert on September 10, 2015, 07:22:35 AM


Love it! - at that age I was terrible for refusing to take naps apparently.  Everything was too exciting and I didn't want to miss any of it  :laugh:
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rachel89

#914
September 12, 2015, 12:05:50 AM
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?


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dalebert

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September 12, 2015, 08:53:02 AM
Quote from: rachel89 on September 12, 2015, 12:05:50 AM
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

And then there's Vuja De, the feeling that you've never ever done this before in your life.
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rachel89

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September 12, 2015, 05:10:06 PM
Did you hear about the industrialist who had a huge chloroform spill at his factory? His business went insolvent.

Chemistry is really funny; there are even people who laugh at nitrogen(I) oxide

biology is the only science where multiplication is the same thing as division.


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