Yes.
First,
I was sucked back in time by this big vortex.
Then I lost the necronomicon, and Had to Lop my hand off, because it "went bad".
Then I had to fight off some gymnast hag in the bottom of a well,
but I escaped, and told them Primatives to "listen up" and showed them my BOOM STICK!
That's right.
Shop Smart.
Shop 'S'-Mart!
You got THAT!!?
LOL
It pretty much sucked.
Therapists, School faculty, Peers, and even parents participated in the free for all.
Not pretty.