Ever heard people talking on their phones while in a public restrooms? I don't know who to feel sorry for me for having to hear a convo I care nothing about, or the person on the other end LoL

~Rachel~

I have some related humor.  Our building where I work at had similar problems in the mens room.   Sometimes they get downright disgusting.  Anyway, one of my co-workers came up with some really creative signs they could put up next to the toilets, but one of the geniuses upstairs shot it down.  Which is practically a crime because these are really funny.

Anyway, I present to you words from the signs that belong in all Men's rooms next to the urinals and toilets:


















- Hope you enjoyed them as much as I did.

In ours someone has scrawled,

'Please use your brain and keep the seat up when pissing you stupid f...wit." To which someone has replied, "I only have half a brain."

There is a lot of writing. My favourite is someone who wrote, 'Picasso is square' to which I wanted to reply that 'Seurat had his good points'.

Quote from: Pica Pica on February 26, 2008, 09:15:24 PM
In ours someone has scrawled,

'Please use your brain and keep the seat up when pissing you stupid f...wit." To which someone has replied, "I only have half a brain."

There is a lot of writing. My favourite is someone who wrote, 'Picasso is square' to which I wanted to reply that 'Seurat had his good points'.

Then there is the arts tee shirt with the following definition:

"Baroque:  When you are out of Monet"

But back to topic.  It would be very tempting to print up a number of the 'Pee-lite' suggestions on stickers and have them placed where they will do some good.