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Men and Toilets

Started by Kimberly Kilpatrick, February 15, 2008, 08:43:56 PM

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drkprincess

Ever heard people talking on their phones while in a public restrooms? I don't know who to feel sorry for me for having to hear a convo I care nothing about, or the person on the other end LoL

~Rachel~

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Shandralyn Alaia

I have some related humor.  Our building where I work at had similar problems in the mens room.   Sometimes they get downright disgusting.  Anyway, one of my co-workers came up with some really creative signs they could put up next to the toilets, but one of the geniuses upstairs shot it down.  Which is practically a crime because these are really funny.

Anyway, I present to you words from the signs that belong in all Men's rooms next to the urinals and toilets:



THINK OF THIS
AS GOLF.

Legs shoulder
width apart,
knees relaxed,
head down, not
too firm a grip,
and keep your
aim true all the
way to the end.




PURINAL.
Putting the
P
back into the
urinal.




You don't want
to be a peon,
and neither do I.
Sincerely, the
floor.




Think of it more
as a rifle than a
shotgun.




If it will help,
visualize the
Cheerio.




Our aim is to
keep the
bathroom clean.
Your aim will
help.

;D - Hope you enjoyed them as much as I did.
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Pica Pica

In ours someone has scrawled,

'Please use your brain and keep the seat up when pissing you stupid f...wit." To which someone has replied, "I only have half a brain."

There is a lot of writing. My favourite is someone who wrote, 'Picasso is square' to which I wanted to reply that 'Seurat had his good points'.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Rowan_Danielle

Quote from: Pica Pica on February 26, 2008, 09:15:24 PM
In ours someone has scrawled,

'Please use your brain and keep the seat up when pissing you stupid f...wit." To which someone has replied, "I only have half a brain."

There is a lot of writing. My favourite is someone who wrote, 'Picasso is square' to which I wanted to reply that 'Seurat had his good points'.

Then there is the arts tee shirt with the following definition:

"Baroque:  When you are out of Monet"

But back to topic.  It would be very tempting to print up a number of the 'Pee-lite' suggestions on stickers and have them placed where they will do some good.
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