Quote from: Steph2.0 on October 22, 2017, 06:06:06 PMI decided to go as a female airline captain... With my aviator shades I was one bad-ass aviatrix.

I wore the Cap'n's uniform to another local transgender support group Halloween party last night, and this time I had a pax announcement prepared. Unfortunately there was no contest, so there was no chance to use it. Here it is, anyway:
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Good evening everyone. Thank you for flying *Trans*World Airways, and greetings from what used to known as the cockpit, but is now known as the box office.
I'd like to welcome you aboard this special charter, with greetings to the members of T-network who are flying with us today.
Your flight crew consists of myself, Captain Steph Sillyburger, our first officer Dis Phoria, and our chief flight attendant, interestingly related to our First Officer, U. Phoria.
Our route today has us departing HRT with our destination GCS, with stopovers at FFS and BA.
Following the WPATH laid out for us, we expect moderate to severe turbulence, plenty of ups and downs, and occasional headwinds. Our flight time is projected to be approximately one year.
Rest assured that we'll be watching the estra-dials to ensure we don't spiro out of control. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the finaster-ride.
Flight attendants, prepare the cabin for departure.
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Also, to enhance the uniform, I carried a cane with a red tip. I was a little worried about offending someone, but it was taken in good fun.

Cap'n Steph