I plead guilty to both charges, your honor.
Although I retired from a 25 year engineering career, I was pretty much our outfit's IT lead.
It's really my own fault. During my second interview, I stupidly admitted that I had spent more than a few years babysitting Big Blue mainframes and still had a reasonably fluent knowledge of Fortran and Cobol.
Oops. When will I learn to keep my trap shut?
Susan