I dislike KFC biscuits with their mash potato to a brit in the USA it is an anathema. My husband, however, adores the stodgy little things - but then he knows no better. I did have a biscuit made by a chef in a half decent restaurant and it was amazing (cheese biscuit I believe).. but generally best avoided unless...
... You go to the UK and use their definition of biscuit. Oh my, I do like biscuits in the UK - especially Hob Nobs, ESPECIALLY if they are coated in dark chocolate.. and no, I am not going to translate what that is for you USA folk - you can google like we brits have to for a lot of the topics here..
"Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the biscuits!"