ARRRRRGGGGGH! Windows Update:
Downloading 26%
Downloading 68%
Downloading 98%
Downloading 7%
Wait, what?
Downloading 36%
Downloading 68%
Downloading 98%
Downloading 99%
Downloading 100% ...
Five minutes later...
Installing 24%
Installing 36%
Installing 63%
Installing 78%
Installing 96%
Installing 99%
Installing 100% ...
Five minutes later...
Your computer needs to restart to complete the installation.
(Then why did you say Installing 100%?)
Computer restarts...
You're almost there... 36%
You're almost there... 42%
You're almost there... 56%
You're almost there... 78%
You're almost there... 84%
You're almost there... 97%
You're almost there... 98%
You're almost there... 99%
You're almost there... 100%
Five minutes later, I can finally log into my computer.
Now I have five apps that need to be updated.
Twenty minutes later...
You need to restart your computer for the changes to take effect.
Restart the computer. After a looooonnnnnngggg reboot process, I can go back into Windows services and turn off all the crap it turned back on and don't need anymore. Why is Windows Update still running? Stop and Disable. Rinse and repeat for about five other unnecessary services.
Meanwhile, I have spent most of the day just updating my PC.
It's a good thing that computers were designed to save us a lot of time.