I had another laser session today, I just cannot get the backs of my thighs done well enough though. So I enlisted her help. She knows all about me. I was telling her about how I'd forgotten how much beards suck (I'm awaiting my last beard removal session) and how bad they caused me to break out. Every time my beard removal comes up she starts talking about how cool my (irremovable) blond goatee would be and how she likes how the blond hairs look and how it's great that I've got big bushy tom sellack eyebrows and....
I just want to slap her.
At least it's not as offensive as her general message to transsexuals, "be a woman but keep the dick!", which she has not only used repeatedly with me but in conversation with at least one gay guy she knows when the topic (of his friends) arose.
