so.....here's how i do it.

called my doc's office today, time for the six month checkup.

"hello, doctor's office, this is michelle, may i help you?"
"hi michelle, this is pennyjane hanson...you know, the cute one?"
"<giggle>"  hi, pj, how are you honey?"
"if i was any better i'd have to go change my panties! how's about you?"
"<giggle> flu season, shall i say more?"
"oh, honey...i'm sorry...you must be overwhelmed....i need to make a six month appt with kay....anything open soon?"

tappety tap tap on the keyboard.....

"ok, i got you......aaaaa....kay has you down for a needing a mamogram before she sees you again."

"ratz!"  but i knew it was coming....kay doesn't let me forget that transwomen are in a high risk catagory for breast cancer.
"my little boobies are too new and too little for that kind of abuse!"

"<giggle>  pj....you know you have to......."

and so it goes......

i like michelle, i like dorothy and i like vicki....all the girls in kay's office and i do believe they all smile when i walk in the room.  used to be that the nurse...i didn't know who was who...would just poke her head into the waiting room..."mr hanson?"  look around...which deadbeat it is?

i like this way much better.