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How to Fail a Field Sobriety Test Before it Starts

Started by NicholeW., November 14, 2008, 10:43:00 AM

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NicholeW.

*sigh* That just doesn't bode well for "beating the rap."  :laugh:


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Ms Jessica

nice.
I hate seeing people fall on their heads, but at the same time, I can't help but laugh.
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Cyndigurl45

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tekla

I always like to start with:

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because you saw me pull out of the doughnut shop back there?"

Allways gets stuff off to the right start.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Ms Jessica

speaking of donut jokes, I once saw a phone company truck with a DARE bumper sticker except instead of the anti-drug message this one said
DARE to keep cops off donuts
Donut Abuse Resistance Education

I have no idea how often the driver of that truck must have gotten tickets. 
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