*sigh* That just doesn't bode well for "beating the rap." 

nice.
I hate seeing people fall on their heads, but at the same time, I can't help but laugh.

   ROFLMAO

Why is slapstick so funny?

I always like to start with:

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"Because you saw me pull out of the doughnut shop back there?"

Allways gets stuff off to the right start.

speaking of donut jokes, I once saw a phone company truck with a DARE bumper sticker except instead of the anti-drug message this one said
DARE to keep cops off donuts
Donut Abuse Resistance Education

I have no idea how often the driver of that truck must have gotten tickets.