Soon I'll be not-so-shiny and not-so-new, but for now I shall relish in my shininess and newness.
Yes.
Exactly.
Hello, fear for your sanity for I have come.
You can call me Jello, for I have no name that really is suited for me.
The funny thing is--I don't really like jello all that much. I think my brain is malfunctioning from excessive procrastination.
Anyway, as far as I know, I'm biologically female, seem to be discontent with it, and have spurts of joy when addressed as male. Take that as you will.

Am I being incoherent yet? If not, I'll be getting there soon. If you could, please try to notify me when it happens, because it happens far too often.

Lol, welcome to the site, sir.

You do realise that there's a burning question now, right? One that just has to be answered to put wondering minds at rest and that shall furnish the conversations of philosophers and theologians for years to come...

Exactly which flavour jello are you?

Quote from: jello on November 23, 2008, 07:59:22 PM
Anyway, as far as I know, I'm biologically female, seem to be discontent with it, and have spurts of joy when addressed as male. Take that as you will.

Am I being incoherent yet? If not, I'll be getting there soon. If you could, please try to notify me when it happens, because it happens far too often.

Hi, I'm Heartwood, I am biologically male, seem to be discontent with it, and have joy spurts when adressed as female.

I am also often incoherent.

Nice to meet you, sir.

Welcome to Susans Jello!

QuoteSoon I'll be not-so-shiny and not-so-new, but for now I shall relish in my shininess and newness.
Yes.
Exactly.
Hello, fear for your sanity for I have come.
You can call me Jello, for I have no name that really is suited for me.
The funny thing is--I don't really like jello all that much. I think my brain is malfunctioning from excessive procrastination.
Anyway, as far as I know, I'm biologically female, seem to be discontent with it, and have spurts of joy when addressed as male. Take that as you will.

Am I being incoherent yet? If not, I'll be getting there soon. If you could, please try to notify me when it happens, because it happens far too often.

WIN

Hello Mr. Jello,

Welcome to Susan's. I think you will find it a pleasant place to visit.

Oh! I want to be the first to say it,,, did they break the mold? 

see ya around,

Linda

Hi Jello and welcome to the site.

Gennee

Did you perhaps subconsciously take inspiration from Jello Biafra, former lead singer of the Dead Kennedys?  Philosophical musings aside, joyous welcomes and saluations.
Adrian

Welcome to the family...