Soon I'll be not-so-shiny and not-so-new, but for now I shall relish in my shininess and newness.
Yes.
Exactly.
Hello, fear for your sanity for I have come.
You can call me Jello, for I have no name that really is suited for me.
The funny thing is--I don't really like jello all that much. I think my brain is malfunctioning from excessive procrastination.
Anyway, as far as I know, I'm biologically female, seem to be discontent with it, and have spurts of joy when addressed as male. Take that as you will.
Am I being incoherent yet? If not, I'll be getting there soon. If you could, please try to notify me when it happens, because it happens far too often.