So this robber breaks into this huge house in Sandton. (very wealthy area in Johannesburg) He sneaks around for a bit and spies a laptop sitting on a desk. Rubbing his hands in glee he walks over to it. As he reaches out to pick it up and stuff it in his big black goodie-bag, A shrill voice pipes up from the corner.
"Jesus is watching you!"
"Who said that!" The robber whispers urgently, his torch ready to dish out a beating.
He inches over to the corner and sees a parrot sitting in a cage.
Relieved, he chuckles to himself and resumes his sneaking. His light falls on a huge plasma TV. As he bends over to pick it up, the parrot pipes up again:
"Jesus is watching you!"
Irritated now he asks the parrot: "What's your name!"
The parrot squawks: "Moses!"
So the robber asks: "Who gave you that name?"
The parrot answers: "The same person who called the rotweiler Jesus!"
~Simone.
