So this robber breaks into this huge house in Sandton. (very wealthy area in Johannesburg) He sneaks around for a bit and spies a laptop sitting on a desk. Rubbing his hands in glee he walks over to it. As he reaches out to pick it up and stuff it in his big black goodie-bag, A shrill voice pipes up from the corner.

"Jesus is watching you!"

"Who said that!" The robber whispers urgently, his torch ready to dish out a beating.

He inches over to the corner and sees a parrot sitting in a cage.

Relieved, he chuckles to himself and resumes his sneaking. His light falls on a huge plasma TV. As he bends over to pick it up, the parrot pipes up again:

"Jesus is watching you!"

Irritated now he asks the parrot: "What's your name!"

The parrot squawks: "Moses!"

So the robber asks: "Who gave you that name?"

The parrot answers: "The same person who called the rotweiler Jesus!"

~Simone.

Brilliance!

ROFL!

Chrissty

total lolz

LOL That was so funny

My question: where is the dog?? you'd think it would have barked or something 

humor = happy ^_^

~Mia

Hahaha x3

Quote from: Mia Kitten on January 05, 2009, 08:25:19 PMMy question: where is the dog?? you'd think it would have barked or something.

Must be a well-trained doggie.

Mina.

XD Thats awesome. I want to own a parrot now.

Thanks Simone,  Now I have to clean the coffee off the screen. 

The worst thing on the planet is a Rottie that has been rendered barkless.

Janet

Aye!!! But a kick in the pants that is!!!  Maybe a bite in the pants for the Burgle!!!